Did I get left on read ?? Yes

Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes

An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!”

The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.

“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in
5 years?
Rainbow: Taking your job and asking
better interview questions.”

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?

If Corona decides to affect the cheating partner in the relationship,
are u gonna survive or I should mind my own business

Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”

Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

I have returned my wife back to her home village……………
Last week on Saturday i bought KFC bucket and she boiled the chicken and put onions and tomatoes and i kept quiet..
Then on Monday i brought Pizza and boom she put margarine/ butter and peanut butter and she gave me for breakfast….
yesterday i forgot my phone at home and i found 93 missed calls from her and i asked her why did she phone me.
She said she was trying to tell me that i forgot the phone at home….so i sent her back home..