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Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an app,
they will start using it.

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Sometimes we lost courage to fight, we become a little child who hide from the world because of fear on facing it. Losing courage feels like losing your feet to stand up again. Life is getting heavier and our fighting spirit gets weaker. We should not be like this, we are suppose to fight, we should be the one who control our fear, not our fear control us. Let the courage becomes your daily doze to strenghten your spirit to fight againts the trials of life. Let the courage becomes your armor on your daily fight. I know you can do it.

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The chances of a lady getting a job in
Africa do not depend on her academic
qualifications or working experience……
they depend on size and shape of her
buttocks

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You are strong enough to handle your tests, wise enough to find a solution to your problems, and capable enough to persevere. You’re going to do great this week. Breathe, all is well.

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I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder who seek medical attention

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I like to be Alone… But,
I’d Rather Be Alone With You

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After Smoking Weed
Boy1: what do you think will happen if I dial 11101 instead of 10111?
Boy2: maybe the police van will come on reverse

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*Good morning*
Moses did not contest for position of prime minister In Egypt. Mary didn’t even pray to be the mother of Jesus and Peter didn’t invite Jesus into his boat. But divine favour, mercy and grace of God located and found them all.
May divine favour meet you today in any aspect of your life, in Jesus name.

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I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas.
Now they will be a family meeting for me.

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Once an old man spread rumours that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested.
Days later the young man was proven innocent. After being released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him.
In the court the old man told the Judge:
“They were just comments, didn’t harm anyone.”
The judge told the old man:
“Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Tear it up on the way home and throw away the pieces. Tmoro, come back to hear the sentence.”
Next day, the judge told the old man:
“Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday.”
The old man said:
“I can’t do that! The wind spread them and I won’t know where to find them.”
The judge then replied:
“The same way, simple comments may destroy the honour of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can’t speak well of someone, rather don’t say anything.”
*”Let’s all be masters of our words rather than being slaves of our words.”

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A coloured and black guy were watching animal planet and it was a show about the great white shark , the black guy says “This is unfair why do great things have to be white? Why cant we have a great black shark? “The coloured says”No man,why cant there be a great coloured shark? “The black guy turns amazed and says “Tjo, A shark with no teeth, thats wrong!

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when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.

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At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?

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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

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Loving you means that I will accept you for who you are,
for everything that you are, love.

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What do computers like to eat..
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Chips!

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