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“I’m slowly learning to not waste time on people who fail to see my worth”

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At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.

They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.

They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.

The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.

The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”

Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”

In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”

And The Lights Went Off …

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How can people trust the words you tell them
when all you do is be mean to people

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MY BEST FRIEND
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Before the King went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gave the key to his best friend & said:
“If I am not back within 4 days, open the room and she is yours”….
He sat on his horse & hit the road.
Half an hour later, the king noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stopped & saw his friend riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” the King asked.
Out of breath, his friend answered,
“It’s the wrong Key…!! ”
😆🙆‍♂😂😹😝😎
Please beware of the one, whom you call your best friend.

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Doing things is not a mistake …
A mistake is when u’re doing things for others

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2018 Has Proven To Us All That Sometimes
Things Won’t Get Better ✋ ,
They Will Just Keep Getting Worse And Worse!!

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Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

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if A Relationship Has Not Made You Borrow Airtime
From Any Network ..
Forget it , You Were Never In LOVE

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Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..

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Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important

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When You Enter The interview Room And Your English Whispers To You:
“You’ll Find Me Outside”

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Someone told me “you look funny wearing that belt”,,,
hmm! I said, “I will look even funniest not wearing it”.

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Q : what you will do if you lazy and
someone tell you to go to the market?
A : i will visit the online market

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No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌

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