A girl returns home after
15 years!
Father : where
the hell have u been all
this years?*angry* Girl: I
was working as a
PROSTITUTE in the U.S.A.
Father: wtf?? Get out of
my house u whore, I dont
want to see your face
again
Girl: *cryn*, before I
go dad. I came to give u a
$5 million cheque, n here
is a $1million for my
brother. I had build a big
house for u in the
northern surburbs wit
evrything in it includin a
ferarri n a Bugatti. Bye
dad
Father: what kinda
work u said u where doin
*smilin*
Grl: a PROSTITUTE
dad*cryn out loud*
Father: Come n give daddy
a big hug, I thought u said
u where a ” PROTESTANT
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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄
He suspended me for 3 weeks
When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s
then I immediately reverse the transaction
and put my phone on silent.
She waits till you say Hi! So that she can say Hi! too . She waits till you say i love you so that she can say i love you too .🙄
Everything she says after you’ve said .My Brother if you are not dating an ECHO then its a parrot …
Never lose your self while you try to hold on someone who doesn’t care for you
This what happens when “your self ”
is after others
Take care of you
Cuz “you” deserves too
Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t
Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!
Argument wins the situation
but loses the person.
So never argue with your loved ones; because the situation is not important
than Your Loved Ones.
Every relationship comes to a critical moment,
a juncture between moving forward and moving on ..
Xolie was taking a nap on
Valentine’s Day afternoon.
After she awoke, she told her husband, (Nyaa)
“I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for
Valentine’s Day! What do you think it
means?”
“You’ll know tonight,”
Nyaa said.
That evening, Nyaa came home with a
small package for her. Thrilled, she
opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
Leave that abusive relationship before you become a motivational speaker…
Your boyfriend charges his Samsung S7
with an infinix charger and you some how
think you’re irreplaceable.
Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a police van frequenting the house .
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Matome, what are you doing?” Matome replied, “Driving to Durban!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Matome’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well Matome,how are you doing?” Matome says, “I just arrived in Durban” “Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Matome’s room and goes across the hall into Jwanese room, and finds Jwanese sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, “Jwanese, what are you doing?!” Jwanese says, “I’m screwing Matome’s wife while he’s in Durban
Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!