There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it
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Everyone can say they care but not everyone can prove it.
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Don’t Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle,
Nobody Will feed you, If You Go Broke
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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are basically mine too. Don’t ask why do I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
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I used to be so afraid of losing ppl, until i realized most of them were never really down for me in the first place. Even tho my loyalty & love for them ran deep, they could careless. So instead of being afraid of losing them, i fell back & watched them lose me… Wow, growth
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Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!
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Never force children to Pray😶. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer🙄…
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray💁♂️
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc😊
BOY: “Dear Lord😊” he started,
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.🤚
Bless them so they won’t come
again😏. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed😔.This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry😓 and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s
room when daddy is at work😕😖 °°°AMEN😌°°°°
…………………………
Dinner was cancelled
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Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up
Nobody stands up
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone
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If you want comfortable journey of life
then reduce the luggage of fears.
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When a slayqueen stops posting on Facebook, it means she is pregnant… And when she starts with “I am back…who missed me?” It means the ABORTION was successful.. Brothers, after God fear women.. 😜😜😜😜
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If you have unprotected s*x with a guy, he gives you money to buy morning after pills, you don’t buy them and later discover you are pregnant and you tell him, he gives you money for the abortion and you decide you’re not terminating the pregnancy. Do you still expect him to look after the baby?
Gents would you still take care of the baby after having done everything in your power to ensure that there isn’t any baby? Let’s talk.
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She took off her jeans, threw it to me and said: “Make me feel like a woman🍆🍑” and I removed my trouser, threw it to her and said: “Wash them both..!”
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Hard Work + Dream + Dedication = Success.
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Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them
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I used to say” when I grow up I want to have beautiful kids”
until my mother said “i used to say the same thing but look at you”
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