U send”i loveu”via mobicell it went through
saying”is over between us”
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According To William Sexfear
Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.
Miss For One Hour
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Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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When mud spills on you, leave it to dry that’s when it will be easier to clean it. Likewise in life, when faced with hardships, accept them like the way they’re, from there that’s when you’ll find your way out….
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If u can shave ur eyebrows completely and u can draw them back with eye pencil, don’t ask money to do ur hair. U can equally shave ur head bald and draw the weave of ur choice😜
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A teacher fell asleep in class and a little
naughty boy (NYA) walked up to him,
Little boy : “teacher are you sleeping in
class?”
Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher : ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in
class and the same teacher
walksup to him.
Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in
my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not
sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say.”
Little boy : “God said he never spoke to you
yesterday.”
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`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄
This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”
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Definition Of TIME:
It looks Slow, When you Wait.
It looks Fast, When you are Afraid.
It looks Long, When you are Sad.
It looks Short, When you are Happy.
It looks Endless, When you are At Pain.
It looks Deadly, When you are Bored.
Time Can Only Be Determined By your Feelings
and your Mental Condition, Not By Clocks…
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The elephant and Lion went into battle and
the elephant was roaring but lion was saying
I f I bounce on you now you will die,
and the quietly jumped on the elephant and bite on his horn ,body
until he slumped,
so friends Lion is a strong animal.
That is why Jesus is called the lion of the true or judia.
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You are not rich until u find something that money can’t buy 🤞
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Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!
Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi
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Be yourself and don’t wait for approval.❤
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What you think of yourself is much more important than what people think of you.💙
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Good things happen when you distance yourself from negative people.💚
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The less you worry about what people think, the less complicated life becomes.💛
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If i say I’m in Dubai and u happen to see me around…
then you’re also in Dubai
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I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!
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Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!
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One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
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Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven
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My ex is now a lesbian and she’s threating
to get her revenge by beating me
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