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If you ever meet someone who makes your life flow easier
and makes you laugh a lot, keep them, that’s all you need.



Fall in love with someone who is both your safe place and your biggest adventure.

Wife : I’m Going To London , What Gift Do You Want ?

Husband : One British Girl

* Wife Returned From Her Trip From London*

Husband : Where Is My Gift ??

Wife : Wait For 9 Months …!

Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.


Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐
β€’
You’re Now Fired 😏😏

I Knew That One Day We Will Forget About
Distruction Boys


Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife
when he goes to work,
why don’t you do that?
Husband: How can I ?
I don’t even know her.


They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God is wonderful…he always do things in a mysterious way!!!’
Nxaaaa stop fooling God sis and the thunder that is gonna strike you is doing press ups in Limpopo

Lord, I’m not gonna ask you to stop giving me challenges. But please make me stronger 😒

Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.


Hiding in your room just because
you don’t feel like greeting the guests”😐
….Who else does that???


God Gives every bird it’s food,
But he does not throw it into it’s nest.

Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone πŸ˜”


For God and my country.
good things are expensive