When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

Accounting be like
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Themba earns 20 000 monthly salary
and he takes 100 000 loan to buy a house
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Q_WHO KILLED STEVE BIKO (25 MARKS)

A taxi passenger tapped🤚 the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed😱, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.😵
For a second everything went quiet in the cab🙄, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again🤚😏. You scared the daylights out of me😪!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.😐 “The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

I am not perfect but at least i don’t call pastors and their wives mommy and daddy..!

When you thought they broke up then boom!!!
She posts him again

Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you

I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother
doesn’t shout at me like that

Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.