Reality Of Human Society
Cigarettes,
Lighters,
And Matchboxes,
Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.
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There was this guy at a bar , just
looking at his drink . He stays like
that for half an hour,
Then, this big trouble-making
truck driver step next to him ,
takes the drink from the guy and
just drink it all, The poor man
started crying. The truck driver
says, “Come on man, i was just
joking. Here, I will buy you
another drink, i just can’t stand
to see a man cry.
“NO it is not that.This day is the
worst day of my life, first i fall
asleep and go late my office, my
boss outrageous fires me, when i
left my building to my car, i found
out it was stolen, the police said
they can do nothing . I got a cab
to return home, and when i left
it, i remembered i forgot my
wallet and credit cards there, the
cab driver just drove away.
I got home and found my wife in
bed with a gardener. I left home
to this bar, and when i was
thinking about putting an end to
my life, you showed up, UYANGIPHAPHELA and u
drink my poison…
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Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you had not,
or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
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You can’t be born in February and be normal,
because the month itself is not complete
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer
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POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability
to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly
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If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement
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Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
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“Sometimes in life, we need a few bad days
in order to keep the good ones in perspective.”
— Colleen Hoover
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The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working.
He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him, “How much do you earn?”
The guy was amazed and said, “R10 000 Sir”.
The CEO. took out his wallet, gave the guy R20 000 and yelled at him, “I pay people here to work and not waste time loafing around. This is your 2 months salary, now Get out of here, don’t say a word and NEVER come back!”
After the guy had left, the CEO now looked at the other workers and asked, “by the way, who was that guy?”
The workers replied.” he’s just a guy waiting for his friend”
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Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!
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Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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