*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*

Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”

*English is not our Mother Tongue but we
celebrate those who made a mark in their
respective disciplines.
*1. Bashin Mahlangu
*Interviewer:* How do you feel after scoring
a beautiful goal?
*Mahlangu:* I feel Immediately!
*2.The Late Lesley Manyathela*
*Interviewer:* So Lesley tell us about your.
Family
*Manyathela:* I have one kids and two
brothers, there is one infront of me and one
behind.
*3.Siyabonga Nomvethe*
*Interviewer:* happy birthday Bhele!
*Nomvethe:* Thank you! Thank you! Same
to you!
*4. Steve Lekoelea*
*Interviewer:* you seem to have hit the best
form of your game, and you look very fit,
what’s your secrect?
*Steve:* When I wake up in the morning I
run away.
Interviewer: you have jst helped pirates win
this crucial game, so where to from now?
*Steve:* I’m going home.
*5. Mandoza*
*Interviewer:* Mandoza we jst received sad
news that Brenda Fassie has passed away,
hw do you feel about that?
*Mandoza:* Eish my sister this is so sad, its
like a dream come true.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but
“You’re not the main Chick..!”

Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! “She said she didn’t believe him, so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? “To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Clarence, – I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone! “

Today I donated my Watch ,Phone and $500 to the poor guy.
How happy am I when I saw the poor guy
put his knife back in his pocket ..

– i Asked A Girl To Take Me Out And
She Said i Don’t Have A Shame 😱 ..
Did i Say Something Wrong ? 😥
I’m Not Understanding

A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….