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I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC
When You See Your Classmate Using A Protractor And Calculator in Exam Room But Your Answer is Nelson Mandela in Robben Island
Carry a Winning Attitude because~ Attitude defines you!!! Attitude is everything…. !!!!!
“I will win~Not Immediately~But Definitely”
Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school
If ur boyfriend allows👉u to chill💃n stay in taverns🥂🍻n pubs🍺🙄trust me🤦♂️u not🙅in his plans🤷♂️as his future wife👩❤️👨
Yesterday i Was in Town .. i Saw This Beautiful Girl Waving And i Waved Back , Well She Wasn’t Waving At Me But To This Guy Standing Next To Me 😓 So To Avoid The Awkwardness i Kept My Hand Up , The Taxi Stopped .. Now I’m in Lesotho Starting A New Life
There are some things that you can only understand when you are rich, like the saying “ Money can’t buy happiness”
You will never understand this if you are broke, don’t even try
One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like
i have your kidney.
I’m that type of person who just keeps quiet if someone hurt me. I don’t usually talk too much and tell them their mistakes. I just keep quiet and let them realize that they did something wrong. I don’t get mad easily but when I get mad, expect already that I will not talk to you nor sit beside you I want to distance myself from you I will not talk to you or say anything.
Your boyfriend charges his Samsung S7
with an infinix charger and you some how
think you’re irreplaceable.
A mentally retarded man stole a cellphone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all, the mentally challenged gentleman would not know how to operate the complicated handset. However, something funny happened as the the mentally retarded man pressed the phone, it did not respond. So, he continued pressing, pressing and pressing …. *Read more*
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight,
it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly
Women also need to individually look and ask themselves if
they would stay if they dated themselves..!
Anytime she is cooking, I always fall asleep for no reason.
But I still love her, bcos she wakes me up for one reason?
Food
Hu don’t like food here.
– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥
– Public Hospital: And Then You??