Apparently Girls have three type of panties:
‘Just panties,
Period panties
and He is coming panties🥴

Stop Complaining about fake friends. You are old now. Go to work, stay at home, eat, watch TV, read a book and sleep.
You will never hear rumours that the fridge and microwave were gossiping about you.

If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie..
.bro you need to decorate your room

A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby?
Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought me one.
Child: no wonder you don’t have a baby, you still believe in that shit of airplanes?

Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope

Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night,
the next morning,
you’ll hear that an old woman slept and didn’t wake up.

*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.

If your Sibling Never pulled out a Knife on you Then you not siblings😩

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year…
When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…

Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him

Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!