When she thought you are romantic by helping her
while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his braaipack
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i Became Private With My Life 
, i Used To Tell My Friends Everything 
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But Now , i Don’t Tell Anyone Anything 
And if You Ask Me , I’m Always Good
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I would like to say thanks to Dad and mum
especially my parents
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Dating a girl who was in love with another guy is like taking a gun
loaded with unlimited bullets shorting yourself!
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Being Single is So Nice % ..
i Haven’t Bathed For 7 Days
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TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:
1) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day !! 
2) The “Lurker” – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
3) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and
LMAOs at everything.
4) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason
5) The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
6) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
7) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every
group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
8) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
9) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the “like” button
10) “Drama Queen/ King” – This person always posts stuff like “I
can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.
11) The “News” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly
12) The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal
this one :
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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No matter how expensive your clothes are, it can’t cover your foolishness. If you are foolish you are foolish
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Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!
Gudu nayiti…..
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Yesterday I got a job at the army should
I start shooting people or is it still early
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If you take her phone and she doesn’t react,
marry her next weekend my brother.
They are only 3 in Africa
..!
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I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks
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*WHAT IS MATURITY?*
I used to think that maturity was about age and
physical development, how wrong I was. I have
since found out that age is only but a number,
below are 20 definitions of *MATURITY*
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1…. *Maturity* is when you accept other people
the way they are and their level of maturity.
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2…. *Maturity* is when you understand that your
ideas are not always the best.
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3…. *Maturity* is when you learn to let go even if
it pains.
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4… *Maturity* is when you are able to drop
expectations from a relationship and give for
giving sake.
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5…. *Maturity* is when you understand whatever
positive thing you do, you do is for your own
peace.
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6… *Maturity* is when you stop proving to the
world how intelligent you are.
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7…. *Maturity* is when you stop comparing
yourself with others because life is not a
competition.
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8…. *Maturity* is when you understand that you
cant and shouldn’t always get what you want
every time.
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9…. *Maturity* is when you are content and
satisfied with your life and yet aspiring to be
better everyday..
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10…. *Maturity* is when someone hurt you and
you understand their attitude and stay clear than
trying to hurt them back.
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11…. *Maturity* is when you start thinking of
other people and not just yourself.
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12…. *Maturity* is when you know you cant
please everyone.
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13…. *Maturity* is when you see things in
different perspective far beyond the way they are.
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14…. *Maturity* is when you love more and judge
less.
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15…. *Maturity* is responsibility
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16…. *Maturity* is Love
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17…. *Maturity* is the application of wisdom and
knowledge in humility..
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18… *Maturity* is when you accept that your
accomplishment, failures, destiny, reputations
and almost everything about your life depends on
God’s will and the choices you make and not
pointing fingers on others.
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19… *Maturity* is when someone hates you and
you still pray for them to succeed.
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20…. *Maturity* is knowing God, serving Him with
all that you’ve got and pursuing His Kingdom no
matter what people think or say.
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Long time ago there lived a great king and two beggars who always stood at the gate of his palace everyday.
As the king rode by everyday, the 1st beggar would say ‘blessed is he whom the king helps’ while the 2nd beggar would say ‘blessed is he whom God helps’.
The king always felt pleased to hear the praise of the 1st beggar.
One evening the king decided to reward the 1st beggar for all the praise; he ordered his baker to bake a cake and wrapped gold inside the cake.
The next day as he rode by, he gave the cake to the 1st beggar as he hailed him as usual.
The 1st beggar who was in dire need of cash sold the cake to the 2nd beggar at a cheap price.
When the 2nd beggar cut open the cake he saw the gold, sold them and became a wealthy man.
He did not return back to the kings gate the next day.
As the king rode out of his palace the next day, he saw the 1st beggar still begging for money and stopped to ask him if he ate the cake he gave him.
The 1st beggar replied and said no sir, I sold it to my friend who was here with me yesterday; I have not seen him today.
The king shook his head highly disappointed and confessed silently to himself that
” Indeed Blessed is he Who God helps”
Our God is the all knowing God, HE has not forgotten you. God always does His work just in time.
Be blessed and Trust God even when you don’t understand His WILL. Someday your blessings shall be in abundance.
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While seryoaong eats boknoy and Mary of lomi.
Mary: babe, I have something to say to you.
Boknoy: babe, later. Can you?
Mary: Okay, babe.
– after meals
Boknoy: babe, what are you going to tell me a while ago?
Mary: Ah, your lomi because babe has a cockroach.
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Good morning 
Remember that today is a new chance to rise & shine
Do something fun and useful that you will remember in the future and smile
Have a nice day
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