Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father . Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open Continue Reading..

Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

hate people who use big English words to make us feel perspicacious

In A Routine Checkup Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.” Engineer: “Ok” Nurse: Continue Reading..

Married for 30year and she hasn’t killed me yet

You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your “working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”

Cant wait for valentine’s day to see short girls wearing red outfits looking like fire extinguishers

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply, unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text Continue Reading..