The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…
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When I was at school they stole my school bag,
it was the morning when we went to prayer,
I climb into the stage and ask all of the learners who stole my bag ,
no one reply and I end up saying who ever take mi school bag
I will do what I have done in limpopo,
one leaner return mi bag and whisper ,what have u done there ,
I reply I use plastic to carry mi books,lol
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If it’s destroying you then
it isn’t love, my dear.
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Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back
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A woman was at a job interview. The interviewer noticed a four year gap in her resume and asked what she was doing at that time. The woman replies,
“Oh, I was in Yail.”
The interviewer is impressed and tells her she’s hired.
The woman says, “So I got the yob??”
“Yob?” The interviewer asks.
“Yeah, yob.
So…
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When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic
girlfriend..!
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Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”
Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite Next Time“
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Every Girl in a relationship got a
back-up man just in case you mess up.
So My brother Your mission as her man
is to find out who that is…..and kill
him!
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I wonder why rich people don’t fall in church during deliverance…
Are demons meant for only poor people..??
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she is afraid because the last man who promised her, left.
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According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: “It’s a marvellous day today”! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: “The water is very nice, let’s take a bath together!” The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They undress and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns its gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein, its shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbours no wish at all to meet the naked Truth.
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If you do not have what you like then
like what you have for what you want
may not be what you actually need.
God knows best just trust..
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My Ex works in a pharmacy,
so whenever I want to spoil her mood
I just go there and buy condom for no reason
sometimes I go 3 times a day
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If u ask her “how are u’? and she
replies
“I’m not fine”!
Don’t ask her why oh. ! Its a trap,
just tell her
may God be with you!
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