Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.
Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.
“Today’s Lesson Learned“
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How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?
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There is a reason God put our eyes on the front of our body.
It’s so we can see where we are going,
not where we have been.
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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
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Difficult doesn’t mean impossible….
It simply means that you have to work hard…
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Take any Job, until you get the right Job, don’t let pride control you..!☝❤
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Small salary is better than waiting for someone to give you money…
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Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol
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I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week
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Most black women are not taught self love, most of us had to go so much pain to finally love our selves selflessly .
We are taught to take a bath two to three times a day, but not for us to feel beautiful, but for us to attract men. We are taught to cook , but not for us to eat healthy but for us to feed a man. We are taught to clean, but not for us to live in a clean place, but for us to prove ourselves to men! It’s sad, when all ur taught by people you trust, is to use your body Nd all u can do, to make a somebody happy ! Black women nd men, let’s break the circle! Teach your daughters to love themselves more
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The pain of not being able to tell your girlfriend that
your other girlfriend is cheating on you
with a guy that is playing her
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DON’T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS
I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.*
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?
ME: Ceylon Tea pls.
MAID: How do U want it, black or white?
ME: White….
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would U like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact, get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Free me, I will swallow my spit…”
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Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:
“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“
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No matter how Angry the Community is, They will never burn the Tarven🍺🍻….they will rather burn the school and the Clinic instead
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IN LIFE THERE ARE MANY CHALLENGES WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE YOUR CHALLENGES WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ON WHAT YOU ARE.
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When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*
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Your Girlfriend will never post your pic on facebook because her sponsors are watching..
She can’t afford to Loose those airtime and Brazilianhairs because of you…..
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But just upload them and tag her if she delete those tag…..
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But it’s none of my business
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