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Take time to read this and are sure you can relate to this
The real story of John Lazy!
One day in bayabasan….
Mary: John! Why are you like that? 🙁
John: what?
Mary: tsk! Why are you very lazy?
John: how did you say?
Mary: is that still asking? Even if you think you are lazy?
John: why is it?
Mary: because you can try to reach the fruit but you prefer to lay down while you’re waiting for this fall
Juan:That’s the point! Don’t you force you to love someone you love? Because he might be a bud of his love to you? It’s bagkos you’ll let her love and deliberately fall down for you and so I’m waiting for any time it fall here I’m ready to share, in short I’m not lazy I really know how you are in a hurry.
True love isn’t love at first sight but love at every sight.
When you greet people and they don’t respond….
What do you say in silence?😠
The best gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because you give them somothing you can never get back.
I’m not against makeup but a gold nose
I love the way God make woman brain very soft,
you can lie to them over one thing more than five times.
I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone
The Smarter a woman gets , the more difficult
it is for her to find the right man.
So my sister if you are single, you are probably smart or men just dont want you
Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
In Africa after locking the door with a key,
you must try to forcefully open it without a key
to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.
I don’t regret my past.i just regret the time
i have wasted with the wrong people!!
Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha
“Tomorrow is always Fresh,
with No Mistakes in it yet….!!”
Wife ,,..why didn’t you pick my phone
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I was dancing on my ringtone
Can’t Wait To Have Twins And
Name Them Finish & Klaar