Dear Mosquito
I know biting us is your job..
But is singing
really necessary?

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?

“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal”.The man answered” “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me that dog was a Christian.”

Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧

My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?

“visit my wall” and “add me close”

Which Other Strategy Of Bitchies Do You Know ?

Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….