A Man With Money Will Change A Broke Woman’s Life !! ♥
A Woman With Money Won’t Even Look At A Broke Man !!

Brothers Stay Woke

Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500

Mbuso : What if you die?

First round….use condom
Second round….dont use condom
Third round…use condom
Forth round….dont use condom
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Thats how we confuse HIV!!!
Doing sex like that you cant get it. Try and thank me later

You know what sis?

Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.

I’ve just blocked someone for
correcting my English and it feelded so good

I’m selling a powerfull powder which kills rats very effectively.
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You just hold the rat and give him one teaspoonfull Of the powder in the morning and one in the evening..

In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
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You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me.”

The man says: “You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him