Having one Girlfriend is risky
What if she die ?

The traffic cops notice a car being driven erratically up ahead and when they draw near they see the driver clattering his dog on its head. They pull him over and the lead cop goes up to the car and says ‘Not only am l booking you for driving without due care and attention, l’m also booking you for cruelty to animals.’ The bloke says ‘lf you knew what this dog had done you’d give him a clout as well’. ‘Why?’ says the cop ‘ What’s he done?’ The bloke says ‘He’s just eaten my licence and insurance.’

I use six slices of bread to test if the sugar is enough
in the tea then after that i start eating…

My Dear Sister.
You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy!
Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!

ladies if your boyfriend/husband
is cheating on u…
boil water … Let it boil,boil and boil,boil boil…
While water is still boiling wait 4 him to fall asleep…….
Whn ur very sure dt he is sleeepin….
thn make some tea nd drink
Tea reduces stress
stop crying…!

Girls though
12:00 i’m coming
14:00 I’m leaving the house now
16:00 I’m in a taxi
18:00 sorry can’t make it, Mom says i must cook

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”

Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”

Judge : silent in court you’re making a lot of noise the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele
Judge : you’re not going anywhere

My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month

Jealous Girlfriends be like

Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you