Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…
.
But
.
Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living 😛
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Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..
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Have you unfollowed certain people on social media and realized how much better your life is without seeing what they’re up to?
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Don’t lose a good man because you think
he can’t afford you .you are a soul to be
loved not a product to be bought
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“You may not be perfect in many things…
But many things cannot be perfect without you.”
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Distance your self a bit
You will realize a lot
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No matter how ugly you’re, once you have money women will always find something cute on you like. “Ncoo he has a cute shadow”
😋🤞
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What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?
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How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend.
.
=> Remove The Your Password On Your Phone. 😕
==> Give Her The Phone. 😑
=> Leave The Rest To God!
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me.”
The man says: “You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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Today is a new day, don’t let the lows of yesterday prevent you from enjoying the highs of today.
have a nice day
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If you break-Up with someone and
they still wish you the best,
You’ve lost the greatest thing
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On a Serious Note Though…Can The Fat Ones
Not Do The “Fainting” Dance,
We’re Not Ready For Unnecessary Earthquakes🙆
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Reading your best friend’s status,
and,
thinking “I know exactly about whom,
this bitch is talking!
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A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen😍), in the room & gave the keys to his best friend Thami and said: “If I
am not back within 4 days, open the room and she would be yours.”
He sat on his horse & hit the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stops & saw his friend Thami riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asked.
Out of breath, Thami answered: “Hey King You Gave Me the wrong Key…!! ”
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One word for him
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