Take time to read this and are sure you can relate to this
The real story of John Lazy!
One day in bayabasan….
Mary: John! Why are you like that? 🙁
John: what?
Mary: tsk! Why are you very lazy?
John: how did you say?
Mary: is that still asking? Even if you think you are lazy?
John: why is it?
Mary: because you can try to reach the fruit but you prefer to lay down while you’re waiting for this fall
Juan:That’s the point! Don’t you force you to love someone you love? Because he might be a bud of his love to you? It’s bagkos you’ll let her love and deliberately fall down for you and so I’m waiting for any time it fall here I’m ready to share, in short I’m not lazy I really know how you are in a hurry.
I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school
Dear Principal
.
I Am Writter This Letter With Haters And Tell
You That I Am Leave Your School For Good
Enough
.
The Why Of Leave The School Is Because At
Your School Teachers Beat Ass Very Harmful
And Very Sad.I Wanted To Cry But My Friend
Telled Me That Man Is A Sheep Is Not Cry,I
Was Silent But Vibrating
.
Another Why Is Because Of Discriminating
We Writted A Test That I Am Cheated But I
Got 20℅.Teacher Said My Head Is Dead,That
Thing Of My Head Is Dead It Pained Me
.
The Another Is Because Early In The Morning
Is Ice, Blanket is not Want To Be Removed
From The Body
.
I Leave Good Bye For Ever And Ever Amen
.
Your Faithfully
A little boy Rich came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😯
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She replied; They are up in bed.
Rich started to giggle😁 ate his breakfast and went out to play.
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He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad😀
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She replied; They are still up in bed😧
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Rich started to giggle😆 ate his lunch and went out to play💃
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He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😮
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The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.
Rich started laughing😂
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The grandmother asked; Rich what is going on?😐 Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!😑
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Rich replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue😕
One word for Rich
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”
So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, “So she would love you.
A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate. The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days. When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs. After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said “If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.” The old man replied, “I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because GOD let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!”
We rarely thank GOD for these things which are indeed great favours. Let us ask GOD to grant us the ability to recognize His bounties and thank Him often.
And He gave you of all that you asked for, and if you count the blessings of GOD, never will you be able to count them, they are more than the sand in the ocean
Why are bachelors slimmer than married men?
Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and go to ‘bed’…..
Whereas married men return from work and see the same boring stuff in ‘bed’ and go to the ‘fridge’.
