A Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, the Pastor said to the congregation,
“The Baboon is going to pray today.”
The Baboon sat still and the Pastor repeated over and over again “The Baboon is going to pray today”, but the Baboon did not respond.
After the service pastor asked the Baboon, “Why didn’t you want to pray when I asked you to?” and the Baboon answered, “Was it necessary to call me Baboon? Everybody here is referred to as Brother irrespective of their status in life. You could have at least said Brother Babs!” 😂😂😂😃😃Everyone deserve little R*E*S*P*E*C*T
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I wanna study Hospitality so I can give my
Ex wrong Medication
.
And it’s simple yaz only 2Years then I’ll be
done
SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to
work harder than anyone else
I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!
I saw two identical twins fighting today,
it wasn’t weird until one called the other “ugly”..!!?
Boy: Mom Why Diamond Was Given The Name “Diamond”😀?
Mom: Because Her Mom Loves Diamonds😊
Boy: Ohh😯 then Why You Game This Name I have?😕
Mom: Shut Up Dickson
Getting offended by something posted on social media
is like choosing to step in dog shit💩🦶🏼
instead of walking🚶 around it..!
Take chances. Chase your dreams.
Don’t play safe and be boring. Start Living! 💝
I just Smoked Weed for the first time And Nothing Happened.
Anyway, I Saw My Father Fighting With My Papa In Front Of My Dad
U send”i loveu”via mobicell it went through
saying”is over between us”
Don’t think of the things you did not get after praying.
Think of the unlimited blessings
God gave you without asking.
Welcome to south Africa where you can have
Jesu’s account as your friend on Facebook 😅😆
Some People Hate You Because They Are
Secretly In A Competition With You And
They Keep On Losing
If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets
You’re too young for me
if you haven’t put a stone underneath your tongue
hoping that you won’t be beaten for getting home late. ..
– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!