Then we have those people who worship God Ignorantly and in Vain. They think by listening to the tapes or CDs of some certain pastors at home there’s no need for them to go to church anymore. [Destruction is certain for those who try to hide their plans from the Lord, who try to keep him in the dark concerning what they do! “The Lord can’t see us,” you say to yourselves. “He doesn’t know what is going on!” How stupid you can be? He is the Potter, and He is certainly greater than you. You are only the jars he makes! Should the thing that was created say to the one who made it, “He didn’t make us”? Does a jar ever say, “The Potter who made me is stupid? (Isaiah 29:13-16)]
Two immigrants from Africa went to America and they were told that in America they eat dogs.
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So they went to a restaurant and order a “hot dog”. They opened it and
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The other guy asked the other “hey which part did you get?”
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The other one replied “eyii you won’t believe it, i got the penis of the dog”
A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊
Dear ladies. As soon as you break up with
your boyfriend. Please alert the guy that
showed interest in you while you were
dating
Let’s keep queue moving
Thank you
I saved my girlfriend contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i say ‘hi love…’ So yesterday i ran out of airtym while talking to her, so i had to use my friend’s phone to call her without him noticing. when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed “MY LOVE…” So i was wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her. iphones are really smart. I’m really considering getting one
