He ;~ Like My Profile Pic. .
She ;~ I Have Boyfriend. .
He ;~ Tell Him Also To
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What’s the difference between like & love ?
a masterpiece :
When you like a flower, you just pluck it.
But when you love a flower, you water it daily .
Good morning
When you’re having a sweet night chat with bae and all of a sudden she says ”Goodnight”.
my brother you’re a side bae.
It simply means her main boyfriend wants to sleep,
so you have to sleep too.I’m about to die because of my wisdom.
Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself
*Girl*_ : _I’m leaving you coz you focus too much on football 😤😤
_*Boy*_ : are you leaving on loan or full transfer ?
– iLoveYou *She Said*
iLoveYouToo *He Lied*
As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas
No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..
Boy: Hey !
.
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
.
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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.
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
If They Told You, They Would Give You 12 million If You Can Kill Yourself.. Would You Do It??
How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
.
He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!
No matter how far u urinate,
the last drop will always fall on your feet
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
‘Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap’
Some girls will be like “I want a God fearing man” but two weeks after accepting your proposal She will be asking for *IPhone 7 rather than King James Bible*
Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point
In the word “HAPPINESS” there is a spelling of “PAIN” in it.