On A Flight James Bond Was Sitting Next To A Telugu Guy.

Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I Know Your Name Please?”

James Bond: “My Name Is Bond’ Continuing In His Inimitable Style.. James Bond.”

Then Bond Asks: “And You?

Telugu Guy: “My Name Is Rao…
“Siva Rao…
“Samba Siva Rao…
“Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…

Since Then When Anyone Asks Bond His Name He Simply Says James Bond

Dating a Married Man is not the problem until
you see your name saved as engine oil.

2 tips for happy married life….._

– *Keep quiet when your Wife is talking.*
– *Don’t talk when your Wife is quiet.*

– _Husband Association._

*2 villages decided to have a drinking competition.*

A week before the competition, Village A sent Muza to Village B to confirm if the competition will be held.

On arrival, the people of Village B brought 20Ltrs of their strongest ram brewed beer.

Muza asked if he could taste and he was permitted to.

Instead of just tasting, he finished the 20Ltrs at once, and said: *”This is ok….. Where is the main drink?”*

The King and the people of this village were all shocked because nobody had ever taken more than 5Ltrs of this beer and stood breathing!

Then they asked him, *”Are you among the competitors?”*

Muza said, *”Me? Nooooo! I didn’t qualify…”*

_Competition cancelled.

Cheating Is A Long Process Dont Even Say It’s A Mistake

When a man says he will marry you, then he will. There is no need of reminding him every 10 years 🤭

Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer

When a woman starts laughing😂during an argument,
she has flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.! 😭💔