Indian Movies are
~Fake. I Tried Dancing in The Market
but Nobody came
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Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day
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Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!
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Follow instructions carefully to crack
the code.
[1] Chali has got a secret that he wants to
tell you, scroll down to number 5
[2] The answer is on number 11
[3] Don’t be angry, look at 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad look at 13
[5] Kikiki 1st look at number 2
[6] Don’t be that angry look at 12
[7] Just trying to wish u all a FRUITFUL
WEEK!,hope u already having a grt monday!
love y’all bangane and fans…
[8] What I wanted to tell you is… THE
ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do
this look at 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say
this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don’t get mad look at 10
[14] I don’t know how to say this but
look at 3
[15] You must be really mad at me now
but look at number 9
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Nobody keeps in touch like a female
you promised money
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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YOU can be a doctor & save lives, a lawyer and defend lives, a soldier and protect lives or simply be yourself and create lives with me.
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Love is sweets and honey
Love is sometimes for your heart
Love is sometimes for the money
Love is passionate
Love is blind
Love is destined
Love is cruel and kind
Love is forever
Love is for a night
Love is fading
Love is at first sight
Love is unrequited
Love is for another
Love is not returned
Love is not to be smothered
Love is dangerous
Love is right
Love is wrong
Love is a fight
Love is complicated
Love is here and there
Love is in you and me
Love is everywhere
Love is broken
Love is true
Love is for me
Love is for you
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Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.
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A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7.30pm after work. He hadn’t shared with his wife so she was very
upset.
His wife begins screaming at him in front of his friend; and his friend is sitting there
looking shocked.
Wife: “The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Husband: “Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demonstration!”
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They drop their phones in the toliet, put it in their rice container and
then invite you for dinner
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Facebook is like prison,
you write on walls and get
poked by people you don’t know.
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wo years ago I asked my friend to
get me my crush’s number because
I was too shy to ask her myself
.
Their wedding is on next weekend
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Tears have no weight. But it carries heavy feelings.
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Don’t wake up with the regret of
what you couldn’t accomplish yesterday.
Wake up while thinking about
what you will be able to achieve today.
Good morning.
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That feeling when your crush says :I like u
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