If you are a Married Man
and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…
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Never allow your husband to pray silently,
the idiot might be asking God for a
girlfriend.
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Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.
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“A Bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an on coming truck,and everyone inside dies!”
Then they get to meet their Maker,and because of the grief they have experienced;He decided to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They’re all lined up,and God asks the first one what the wish is?”
“I want to be Gorgeous,”and so God Snaps his fingers,and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,”I want to be gorgeous too.”Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.”
This goes on for a while,but when God is half way the line,
The last gy in Line(Stix) starts laughing.when there are only 10 people left,Stix is busy rolling on the floor…laughing.”
Finally,God reaches the last person which was Stix and God asked him what his whish will be?
Stix calm down,and says,
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“Make Them All Ugly Again!”
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I will not stop loving you,
you are a caring person and
understanding you are there for everything
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No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend
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My mother is my life.
Our mothers are our love.
My mother gives me a good speech at in good places.
Our mother is our God.
I love my mother forever.
My mother is my everything.
Please I am requesting don’t delay my words ok see now I will write. Please don’t leave your mother’s at road side becozz they only our God’s . please . please. please. please. please
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GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness
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My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..
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I was in a party last night, where I told a girl,
excuse me please, can u go back ?? I want to pass,
She replied,
Hey,hey , hey,can’t u see? I can not go backer than this, I’ve already gone the backest, you should instead be go backing let me pass,,,
I forgot to faint ,
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Atleast someone loves me and fights for me
Thank you White Blood Cell!
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“ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਚਾਹੇ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਵੀ ਜ਼ੁਲਮ ਕਰਦੀ ਰਵ੍ਹੇ ਜੀਊਣ ਦਾ ਮਕਸਦ ਨਹੀਂ ਭੁੱਲੀਦਾ,
ਹੀਰਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਿਕਲੇ ਹੋਈਏ ਤਾਂ ਮੋਤੀਆਂ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਡੁੱਲ੍ਹੀਦਾ..
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Giving or not giving fb’s password is not a proof of loyalty and disloyalty.
There is a big life outside of social media. Life is not only facebook and Instagram. If someone wanted to cheat on you,nothing will ever hold him/her. You might have their password,but there is an option called ‘delete messages’. You might be able to open their facebook account,but you won’t be able to know what is exactly on their mind,and what are they planning to do. So loyalty is much deeper than that. Loyalty is not measured by any password in the world.
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You can’t force people to stay in your life.
Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you….
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Physics students let’s confuse them
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal
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I was sleeping in church when the some1 next to me woke me up,I immediately heard the Pastor say “Stand up”.I stood up not knowing why,PASTOR “Thank you jesus,Kenny is number 1 person,any other person to give us R1 000 for our project”….i fainted
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