Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.
And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them
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Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.
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I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week
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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”
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The women never dresses up to impress men .
she dresses up to irritate other women.
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The goal is not to be rich ,
the Goal is to be legend
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
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I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!
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Cheers to another year of fantastic friendship!
Happy New Year
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Her: I saw the iPhone X at the mall today,
iyohh baby
Me: Okay baby, I’ll give you taxi money k’sasa
so you can go see it again
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If i’m wrong, educate me.
Don’t belittle me.
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It’s better to stage explanation with the original meanings. After you can use now the others since they’ll be according to the sense of the idea. Therefore, Finish means that you nothing more to do while complete there’s nothing to add.
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If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!
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Who said beggars can’t be choosers…
So many girls to beg 4 their love buh I still Chose you!!!
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I PREFER TO BE a TAIL OF a lion
THAN THE HEAD OF A rat
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