Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.

I talked to a to a homeless man this morning
and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
“I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no…. I was released from jail.”

When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People

My guy!
Perfume is important,
but roll-on is importanter…
and taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.

I saw someone withdraw cash and then left the ATM without counting the money……
South Africans we are losing our culture now

I wonder who told black parents that boys make girls fail at school..!

My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food
that makes you cry,
so I threw a coconut at his face.

Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!

Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi

I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes