People do’t have the patience to build a business for 3 years . But they have patience to go to work for 40 years
It’s very crazy how some people feel that 2-5 years in a business is a long time to get rich . However, they don’t feel that 40 years at a job is a long time to stay broke
change your mindset today !!
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You are My HaPpy Place
So please just stay in My Life
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Good morning Whatap App people
They say everyday is a new possible adventure
So what are your plans for today ?
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Physical strength is measured by what we can carry
and inner strength by what we can bear.
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A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong. She’s failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her, and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack. The daughter says, “Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.”
“Here, have some cooking oil,” her Mother offers.
“Yuck” says her daughter.
“How about a couple raw eggs?”
“Gross, Mom!”
“Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?”
“Mom, those are all yucky!”
To which the mother replies, “Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves, but when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times, we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times, but God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful. Hope your day is a “piece of cake”
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Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us
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Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let’s clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)
Gently mans and ladies be wise!!!
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I want to wish an anniversary day to a couple
who is beautiful in entire land.
May your anniversary
enhance your love and understanding.
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Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much;
Don’t hope too much, Because that “too much”
Can hurt you so much..!
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Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 
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SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie
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Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you.
Good morning sweet heart,
have a wonderful day.
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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Zulu wife to Zulu husband:” You
know today when i came out from the
bathroom wrapped in towel, father in law
saw me!”
Husband:”Oh my God, then what u did?”
Wife:”What could i do, i removed the towel
to cover my head quickly!!”
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I swear some people say ” YELLOW ”
When they answer their Cell Phones
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Woman Is Like A Road The More Curves
She Has The More Dangerous She Is…
.
But it’s none of my Business
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