After submitting your answer sheet and
you realise you also submitted your cheating material

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”

If your Girlfriend is not Provoking you Regularly
She is a Pretender..
Real Girlfriend’s Behave like Bullies..!

Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Loyal girlfriends are always broke
even now they don’t have data..!

Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

Research says 97 % of Africans fake cough in toilet when they hear footsteps .

True/false

That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over

After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys

When I die, don’t come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I’m still alive