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Sometimes it’s very hard to move on
but once you move on,
you’ll realize it was the best decision you’ve ever made.



My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”

Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels
who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Good morning dear friends


Poor Old Guy
A man in his 50’s buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let’s see you’ve got the same old useless cock hangin limp as usual.

He says look at where it’s “pointing”. I bought new shoes!

His wife then says “you should have bought a new hat!

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
“To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,” the attorney reads.
“To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.”
“And finally,” the lawyer concludes, “to my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong” (Nyaa smiles hysterically)
And the lawyer continued…
“To my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong,
Hi Nyaa!”


We will flip a coin to determine our future.
Head, we will be together.
Tail, we will flip again.


When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…

Please don’t inbox me with the intention of dating me,
You deserve better.


Your broke boyfriend doesn’t even take you out or buy u airtime … all he knows is saying
“wen will you come to see me ”

as if he is admitted in hospital* My sister pliz cheat on him God will understand your situation


I feel like I’ve changed , but not for the better it seems like
I’ve just got worse!

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.


She: You really are a sweet person,
why are you so afraid to let people know that.?
He: Maybe cos people find it easy to hurt a sweet person

The man says, “God, how long is a million years?”
God says, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man says, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God replies, “To me it’s a penny.”
The man says, “God, can I have a penny?”
God says, “Wait a minute.”

Once upon a time there lived a king. Whenever any of his servants would do something to displease him, he would feed them to a pack of wild dogs that he kept in a special cage. Now this king had a servant who had served his master loyally for 10 years. One day this servant did something to displease the king, so the king ordered that he be fed to the wild dogs.

“I served you for ten years and this is what I get in return? Please, give me ten days respite, then feed me to the dogs,” the servant begged the king. The king agreed. The servant then went to the keeper of the wild dogs and asked if he could help him take care of the dogs for the next ten days. The keeper was baffled, but agreed.

So for the next ten days, the servant served the dogs. He fed them, bathed them and played with them. He took them out for exercise, stroked them and spoke kind words to them.

When the ten days were up, the king arrived to witness his servant being thrown to the dogs. But when the servant was thrown into the cage, something unexpected happened…

The dogs did not eat the servant as expected. Instead, they embraced him and loved him. The King was puzzled, and asked his servant what was going on?

The servant replied: My Lord, I have been nice to these dogs for only 10 days, and they did not eat me. I have been loyal to you for 10 years, but you fed me to the dogs…