Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!
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I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong
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Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.
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Every single moment counts. When you add them all up,
they equal your life.
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Don’t feel bad when people only remember you
when they need your help
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Q : what did one boob say to the other boob?
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A : You are my breast friend
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Be positive and trust the timing of everything. Just because it’s not happening right now doesn’t mean it never will. Stay patient
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It’s not that i don’t have cash to buy a car
im just shy to buy 1
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Someday you gonna miss my boring chats, my annoying voice, my corny jokes and my sweet smile.
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I don’t even trust my self ,
so why should i trust someone else.
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When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark
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I will wait for you because I dont want anyone else.
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Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom 😡
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray🔊🔊 maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele 🔉🔉📢📣
Judge : you’re not going anywhere
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1⃣. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
💚🌺🌸🌼💮
2⃣. Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.
💙🌺🌸🌼💮
3⃣. Not everyone you lose is a loss.
💜🌺🌸🌼💮
4⃣. Don’t waste your energy on negative thinking. Focus more on what makes you happy.
💛🌺🌸🌼💮
5⃣. Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
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6⃣. Don’t change for anyone. People will love you for who you are, or you don’t need them in your life.
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7⃣. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.
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Guy hey babes hw r u?
Girl: gnu
Boy: am gud tnx
Girl: k
Boy: swity I hev a Q
Girl: wat nw?
Boy: wher r we?
Girl: Zimbabwe
Boy: no I mean me n u, who r we?
Girl: two Zimbabweans!
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I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!
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