I Don’t Give A Fvck Whether Your Bio Is Written “Taken”…
I’ll Assume That’s Your Favourite Movie.
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You are dating a DJ
And you expect him not
To cheat,?
Someone that mix three songs
At the same time?
U need prayers my sister
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*American guy’s wallet:*
1. Dollar bills,
2. ID card and
3. Credit Cards
*#African guy’s wallet:*
1. Condoms,
2. Expired ATM Cards,
3. National id,
4.betting papers,
5. toothpicks etc
*#American lady’s handbag:*
1. Money,
2. some chocolate, 3. Credit card,
4. Apartment keys.
*#African Lady’s handbag:*
1. Comb,
2. pad,
3. Morning after pills
4. dress,
5. makeup kit,
6. mirror,
7. smart phone charger
8. roll of toilet paper
9. coins for change
10. Power bank
😂😂😂 😂
So touching true…
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In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
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God give us life with happy and sad moments.
But parents always try to give us only happy moments.
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Be happy for this moment .
This moment is your life.
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Black people don’t measure salt. We sprinkle salt until we hear the spirits of our ancestors whispering, “It’s enough my child”🤗
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I don’t date broke men…. yet she doesn’t own a single pair of heels let me not talk about a hand bag
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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FIGHT THE BIG FIGHTS
I once asked a very Successful Man to share his secret with me. He smiled and said to me.. “I Started Succeeding when I Started leaving Small Fights for Small Fighters. I stopped fighting those who Gossiped about Me…I stopped fighting for a Cheating Partner…I stopped Fighting for Attention……. I stopped fighting to meet Public Expectation of me……. I left such fights for those who have nothing else to fight……. And I started Fighting for My Vision, My Dreams, my Ideas and My Destiny. The Day I Gave up on Small Fights is the day I started becoming Successful.”
Some Fights are not Worth your Precious Time.
Choose what you fight for Wisely & Honorably.
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TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
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My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1
maths to solve.
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Please pray for me because I’m about to
disgrace myself..
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Imagine someone who doesn’t buy you data,
complaining of late replies and responses.
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Share Your Status/Quotes Or Jokes in Your Language ,
We Will Add Your Language In This App Also
Click On Share quote/joke
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hate when people look at my phone
while I’m typing.
It’s not that I have something to hide…
It’s just none of their damn business :/
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Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…
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