Never lie to someone who trusts you,
and never trust someone who lies to you.
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July Is Colder⛄
Than A Slay Queen’s Attitude Towards A Broke Guy.
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Text me when you miss me and actually wanna talk to me, not just when you’re bored and need someone to entertain you
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The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt
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Dad: Who do u like more dad or mom?😐
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Rich: Both😉
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Dad: Ok if i go to UK and your mom goes to America, where will u go?😕
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Rich: America😉
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Dad: That shows u love your mom more😓
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Rich: No it shows I love America more than I love UK😃
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Dad: ok, If i go to America and your mom goes to UK, where will u go?😑
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Rich: UK😁
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Dad: why😠😠😠
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Rich:😂😂 I choose UK because I went to America before😉
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Dad: when???😨
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Rich: During the first question
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_*A SINCERE APOLOGY:*_
_A man received this message from his neighbor_…
_”Sorry sir_, _I have been using your wife day and night when you are not at home, in fact_, _much more than you do_.
_I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty_. _Hope you will accept my sincere apologies_.” _I will pay if you wish to charge service fee_
Immediately after reading the message, the man shot his wife dead.
A few minutes later, he received another message:
“Sorry sir, a spelling mistake…
I meant _*WiFi*_ not ~Wife~.”
Patience is a Virtue.
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If you’re a single lady and you’re reading this…
Congratulations you now have a boyfriend😉
Hello “Bae”
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Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀
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Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake
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Days are too busy,
Hours are too fast,
Seconds are too few,
But there is always time for me to remember a sweet friend like “Y”O”U”…
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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
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3 things I want in a relationship –
Eyes that wont cry; lips than wont lie; and love that wont die.
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Every second someone leaves this world and
we dont understand we are in line too..
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Btw I’m single for anyone trynna fall in love with me
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When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*
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Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.
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Unsuccessful people make decisions base on their current situation
and
successful make decisions base on where they want to go…
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