guess by who?

“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.

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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..

*Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…*
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*Are u getting it?*

An older retired guy and a young kid entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the young guy stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the young man said to the older one, “Man I’m the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.” The elder man replied: “You want to see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.” So they went to the counter and the older man said to the shopkeeper,”Do you want to see magic?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Yes.”
The senior said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
Then the senior asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?”
The older guy replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find all three bars of chocolate.”

I have blocked all the beautiful people on this page,
so if you see this post…. I have news for you.

The farmer decided to change the old cock and bring in a young one that would take care of the many hens.
When the young cock arrived, and upon realising that he would lose his job and maybe end up a dinner, the old cock
approached the young one and said: “Look, I know I’m old and that’s the reason why our owner brought you here.

But can you leave two hens for me?”

“What’s that old cock! I’m going to keep all of them,” said the young one.
“Just two,” insisted the old cock.
“I’ve told you. They’re all mine!” replied the young cock.
“Alright then! Let’s do this,” says the old cock. “We bet on a race around the poultry house. If I win, I’ll keep two
hens. If I lose, all hens are yours.”
The young cock sizes up the old one and thinks that an old and ailing bird cannot win.
“Ok old cock, I agree,” he says.
The old cock looks at him and says: “Since my chances of winning are very small, let me have 5 metres advantage,” he asked.
The young cock does not even think twice about the request and agrees to the old cock’s conditions. The race starts and the young
cock shoots in chase of the old one. The old cock makes a tremendous effort to keep advantage, but is quickly losing ground.
The farmer sees the scene and takes his pellet-gun and shoots at the young cock. After killing him, he turns and says to his wife:
“I don’t understand! This is the fifth gay cock we bought this week. These gay birds have stopped chasing the hens and are now chasing an old
cock, can you believe it?”

*Nothing beats experience*

Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂

You find two people in a happy relationship and yet
you still want to get between them. Are you a g-string?

MUMMY! MUMMY!!!
little Nyaaa rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, “Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room! And they are both naked”
His mother stood up in anger, “In my house?! Is this girl crazy?! God! If Nyaa is saying the truth, I’m going to kill this girl today!”
She stormed down the hall to confront the maid but when she got to the door, Nyaa, who had been trying to play a joke on his mum screamed with glee, ”
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AprilFools Mum! It’s only daddy playing with the housemaid !”