C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
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I am who I am, so wat?
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Every good relationship needs only two things
-A little time to be spent with them
– A true care to be shown always
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You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..
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IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME: 😇
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Don’t know why he is angry with me
.
Even if you meet in dreams, it doesn’t even talk..!!
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It’s great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers.
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Being silent is a great way to let
someone know
‘they did something wrong’
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My wife was so sick today that
i had to carry her to the kitchen
so she could make me breakfast.
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Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”
–
Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
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In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”
Engineer: “Ok”
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”
Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“
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Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in,
i Then closed The Doors and Windows
Then i Slept Outside..
All the Mosquitoes were Confused
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The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number
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He was my crush until he posted”Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy👌, beautiful👌, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks
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When you being called cute all the time but still single
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if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you
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