That moment when a child hits you in front of her mom,
and you can’t do anything you just be like
” yeeeey wena nana yeeeey ”
with that fake smile wishing her mom wasn’t around
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Every girl deserves a guy who looks at her every day
like it’s the first time he saw her.
School trip
WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream
BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket
I saw that you were perfect
and I loved you.
Then I saw that you were not perfect
and I loved you even more…♥️
Imagine dating a guy who doesn’t qualify for Airtime advance…. OMG!!
Alll these single girlfriends out here
but you are still making
Someone’s Girlfriend laugh
FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.
*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*
I’m that girl that gets mad at you and doesn’t want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don’t even try to talk to me, lmao.
We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together,
introduce me to you family,
have kids but only as friends.
Not trying 2get into something serious shame🖐️
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?”
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see an old lady standing.”
78 beers minus your age now
Plus 40 cigarettes
Equal to the year that you were born
.
Try it
Once she says “You’re my favorite couple”….just know she
wants your man😒😏
Struuu bob
*Even if ur wife has two simcards,*
*Save them as wife, NOT wife1 and wife2*
This message is brought to you by a hospitalized husband.
Behind every successful man
There is one Idiot standing somewhere saying “DAT man was my classmate
pastor got out of his car and was slapped by an unknown man for no reason.
Everyone around was wondering what the pastor was going to do.
He moved three steps back and gave the man a serious slap…serious heart breaking slap.
A lady nearby even felt the impact of the slap in her face and asked the pastor, ‘Why didn’t u forgive?’.He said , ” there’s more blessing in giving than receiving”.