Stop Answering Calls at the funeral… someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

Imagine someone with big eyes saying “I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

One Man can control 16 Cows with 1 Stick 😎 Can I go deeper?

That Awkward Moment When You Leave The Store Without Buying Anything And You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Continue Reading..

Depression starts when you want an iphone and a Brazilian while you’re unemployed

Dudes With Girlfriends Do Better in Exams Than Dudes Who Are Single , Because Dudes With Girlfriends Are Used To Continue Reading..

Dating me and putting me on your d.p is not enough I want to be your ringtone.

When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy