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If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream
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Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize that it is possible.
“There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his Umbrella instead of his
Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun and shot the Lion, the Lion collapsed & died.
Guy:This is totally Nonsense. “Someone else must have shot the Lion”
Doctor: Good!!
Next patient please…have a lovely day
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When I die please don’t let people come see me
in the coffin coz am shy I’ll end up laughing
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Just because | reply after two days doesn’t mean
I’m not in love with you.
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The enemy can put you down hundred times
but God will raise you up thousand times.
It’s a brand new day full of possibilities,
forget about what’s not going well
and focus on what you can still do right.
Good Morning💕
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I’m tired looking for jobs I’m looking for a girlfriend now
Any girl drop your CV via Inbox
Place
Age
Contact details
How many exes you have
5 years of cooking experience
Closing date Friday late application will not be rejected will be considered as side girlfriends
Interviews to be held at my room
Come with black skirt not black pen,sex statement and sex number not SARS no.No sexual record not criminal
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Let’s make a promise to each other to meet more often. Looking forward to spend more time with you in the new year.
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Waiter: What’s your order sir?
Me: 1 kadhai paneer and 3 butter naan.
Waiter: and what do you like in desert sir?
Me: I like camel ride.
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When the devil wants to destroy you he uses your friends. And when God wants to promote you He uses your enemies. If it wasn’t because of our friends our enemies wouldn’t know our secrets. In life we need to be more careful about friends more than enemies. Most rats die with food in their mouths thinking someone is feeding them yet someone is killing them in form of feeding them. There are friends who help you in life so that it will be easy for them to destroy you later. Abraham went on a journey with Lot. God was silent until they separated then He spoke to Abraham again. At times its the friends around you that push God away from you. Check your friends before they push you into destruction. Be wise*_
This is the most serious ADVICE in 2019
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I’m A Cheater,
But I Don’t Cheat Humanity.
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I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
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I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
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World Can’t Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
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I Don’t Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
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I’m Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I’m A Last Bench Student!!!!
Share itttt back benchersss ♥
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In My Culture. ☺
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When There’s A Ceremony At My Next Door Neighbours’ House We Don’t Cook At Home.
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– *Job Vacancy!!!*
Salary R18 000 per week, with free
– Accommodation,
-Meals and
-Company Car.
Limpopo Game Park need someone to:
-Bath Lions,
-Take care of the Tigers,
-Play with crocodiles &
– Feed snakes
No qualifications and experience required.
If interested please send your CV to *jonty@limpompogp.gov.za*
Let me know if u taking the job.. if u not don’t be jealous forward to others..
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NB: *Please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker
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Love is long but life is short
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1 Year
12 Months
365 Days
8760 Hours
525600 Minutes
31536000 Seconds
Every Day, 😟😟😟Every Time, Every Minute, I Just Miss😟😘😟😘😟😘😟😘 You PLEASE COME BACK
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Dear person reading this,
You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity.
So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.
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Ladies Please Date A Man With Money , Coz Almost All Man Are Unfaithful ..
So it is Much Better To Be Heartbroken in Dubai Sipping Guarana
Than To Be Heartbroken Sleeping On A Floor in Tembisa Next To A Public Toilet
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