Lesego:Doctor Tebza, I’m starting to forget things.
Doctor Tebza:Since when have u had this condition?
Lesego:What condition???

Being single for too long its not good…..even if you are typing kissing on your phone, the auto-correct changes it to kidding and you cant even bother to type ‘bae’

Evening all singles….

Loud Music While Cleaning Can
Make You Lift The Wardrobe Alone

An illiterate father with his
educated son went on a camping
trip.
They set up their tent and fell
asleep.
Hours later.. Father wakes his son
and asks:
“Look up to the sky and tell me what
you see.”
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that
there are millions of planets and
galaxies.
Father slaps the son hard and says:
“Idiot, someone has stolen our
tent!”
LESSON: EDUCATION ruins COMMON
SENSE

Live in your means my sister so you don’t have to
be hoe to keep up…

To all gents who are not yet married…….
Please if you want to find a girl to marry,
dont find slender one because slender girls are talkative.
You won’t find inner peace!!!!!

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word

But what happened to gals of these days?!!!!!A girl once called me and said come over, nobody is home, I went there rushing and truly nobody was home, not even her.