Some breakups can make you steal your mother’s phone
and text your Bae

“Makoto, Why are you doing this to my child?

Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope on your chest and expect a response. Mina I just hold my breath till I pass out 🤣🤣 I rather die then do someone’s job.

My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”

Her: what do you do for living babie😘?
Me: my brother is in America

I was out getting a walk last night when a policeman stopped me and said, “I want you to go straight home.” “I can’t.” I said. “Why not?” Ha asked. “Because I live round the corner.” 😼

Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend

Boy: “Hey, All The Best”

Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.

A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car
parked in front of a house. He said “waow
the owner of this car is very dumb…simple
4×4 he cannot solve”…he then took a stone
and wrote on the car =16. The owner of
the car got so angry nd went ahead to
spray de car new. The mad man did it
again. The owner was so angry by this
time that when he finished spraying, he
ordered them to write 4X4=16.
This time
The mad man came around, looked at the
car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a
stone and marked it correct

A woman and a man had an accident and none of them was hurt.so the woman told the man that it is God who what’s us to get married and the man agreed with her,and also the woman said that it was that a drink is here for them to celebrate.after the woman gave the man the alcoholic drink to drink after drinking it he gave the woman back the drink for her to have a taste of it.When the man gave it the woman,she also gave it to the man back,and the man asked why and the woman replied by saying the police are on their for the investigation.on reaching there they asked them questions on to who did this reckless driving,and the woman said check whether they would see any alcoholic drink

Dating a church girl is awesome if you cheat and she finds out ,we pray together and blame the devil

. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you’re still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake… right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time go back and read other posts.. 😂

Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂