A good laugh: On Sunday, I was sitting in a church my friend invited me to, and when it was time for the offering, the offering plate was passed around. The Pastor made a request for gift offering so I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out $20 from my pocket and dropped it in the offering plate. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a $100 bill. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the $100 in the plate and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied “don’t mention it; be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket” Whaaaat???!!!!!…….usher please wait wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!
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