A Chinese dude walks into a restaurant and wants to order a chicken but unfortunately he can’t remember what “Chicken ” is called in English.
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So the dude saw the other dude at the table next to him with a plate of 4 boiled eggs on it.
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Then he points to the plate of 4 boiled eggs and says to the English waiter”Arrange me their mother”…
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My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy
she told me not to worry about.
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Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??
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Your Mom went to consult a female Doctor
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Your Mom: Doc I have a Problem
my Husband wants sex all the time,
what should I do?
Doctor: Give him my Number.
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“If the amount of energy generated through SEX in Africa was converted to electricity. No African Country can experience load shedding ever again.” ~Donald Trump 2016
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have you ever been lost in your thougts for so long
you forget what actually matters in your life???
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My girlfriend took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive➕
How will i take care of 3 children?
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Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂
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Aman was summoned to his attorney’s office.
“Doyou want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said.
Man-“Giveme the bad news first.”
Lawyer-“Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars.”
Man-“That’sthe bad news?” laughed the man. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
Lawyer-The terrible news is…
“Thepicture is of you and your secretary!”
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I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused
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Guy’s let’s start afresh ,I haven’t made any budget for December !
we are still in February right?
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I don’t regret my past.i just regret the time
i have wasted with the wrong people!!
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I sent her money for transport and she didn’t show her ass now she’s ignoring my calls and she’s online on Facebook and i know she’s going to see this post…
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Hey!! you prostitute am giving you 10minutes to call me or else i will mention your name.
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You can’t master your FUTURE if you’re still a SLAVE to your PAST!
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Lord, I’m not gonna ask you to stop giving me challenges. But please make me stronger 😢
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A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man
an opportunity to make his woman smile
Dont ever try that all men because
you will regret the rest of your life!!!
Dont say i didnt warn you
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