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Life is so beautiful but without you
my life is so pain full.
i miss you…

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Girl the longer the skirt the longer the relationship days😊
The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days

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Life is a journey…..
we all need to walk with our God through ot all.

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Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄

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Tebza:Why ride a roller coaster when u can ride me?
Lebo:Because roller coasters actually make me scream

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Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!

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A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i would like to know my victims’ names before i kill them”. Then the woman said “my name is Elizabeth”. Then the
killer said, “i will not kill you because my mother is Elizabeth. The killer then turned to the terified man and said “HEY YOU!!, what is your name?” Then the man responded,
“i am Bob but my friends call me Elizabeth.”

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Dad : “son i just want to let u know that u were adopted”
Ronnie : “hahaha you are kidding, really?”
Dad : “yes, pack your things they are coming to fetch u”

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hugging a tall person

feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge

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At my funeral take the Wreath off my coffin and throw it at the crowd,
the one who catches it is next.

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Always work for a cause ; not for applause .
Live life to express ; not to impress .
Do not strive to make your presence noticed ; just make your absence felt .
Nothing in nature lives for itself .
Rivers do not drink their own water ;
Trees do not eat their own fruits .
The sun does not shine for itself ;
and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves .
Jesus did not sacrifice for himself
.
Living for others is a rule of nature .
We were all born to help each other .
No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others .
The greatest mistake any man can make is to lean on his own understanding .
Keep trusting the Lord ; for He is good !
Enjoy Peace ; and Life

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Dear men,
I am not going to ask you to stop or not try
beating your wife for any reason. The time
for that cheap sermon is over.
But I’m going to ask you to join your wife in
the labour room whenever it is time to give
birth to those babies you claim father to.
Ask the doctors to let you in, I did so in my
own time, and my request was granted for
the good reasons of it.
Stand like the man of the house you always
claimed to be, and watch her push a human
being out from that tiny hole.
Watch her go through that pain just to
crown you “daddy somebody.”
Whether by CS or push delivery, just avail
yourself…
Then come back and repeat those
disrespectful behaviours of yours.
Come back and tell her that a girl child is not
worth a male child.
Come back and refuse to provide her needs.
Come back and not assist her with some
house chores.
Come back and raise your hand on her
because you are the man of the house…
Man of the house… Receive sense in the
name of whatever you worship.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
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Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

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I Wear What my Mom Can Afford
Adidos ,Mike ,Pamu ,Bucci ,
Esselle , Redbird etc

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