Im so loyal to my girlfriend i see other girls as my brothers
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A teacher ask a boy 1+1,
the boy didn’t say anything ,
the teacher give a boy one fatcake and give another fatcake and ask how many now,the boy answer 2 ,then I take all the fatecakes what do you have ,the boy said just oil mam
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i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth
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You say broke up hurts the most,
have you ever found the visitors have eaten your food after coming back from school?
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Difficult doesn’t mean impossible….
It simply means that you have to work hard…
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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day,
which must be done, whether you like it or not
Good Morning
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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied….’ till your grave becomes dry my love
Then she said: Are you promising me this…?!
“Of course darling… I promise you “.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
*And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!”
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
“He then asked him: “Jason what are you doing here…?”
He replied :.. I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave”
WOMEN….
I tell you honestly … they rock…. alive or dead
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When Your Life Is In Darkness,
Pray God And Ask Him To Free You From Darkness.
Even After You Pray, If Your Still In Darkness,
Please Pay The Electricity Bill.
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ARRivE aS a kiNG.
LEavE aS a LeGeNd.
Be Remembered aS a GREATEST
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The goal is not to be rich ,
the Goal is to be legend
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Memories are good but sometimes ,
they can fade ,unless u change the features.
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In this world people may throw stones
in the path of your success,
it depends on you …..
What you make from them ……
a wall or a bridge.
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Understanding is deeper than knowledge.
There are many people who know you,
but there are very few who understand you.
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You are so stupid if you think your best friend
doesn’t gossip about you
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I can’t laugh alone 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was ….who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said… “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour…. alone”.
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
“My lord ..I have a question, ….when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine…..”?
😀😀😀😳
��🙄Court adjourned.
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While smoking at work yesterday, a guy in a wheelchair asked: “Why you smoking when you don’t need to?”
I asked him: “Why you wearing shoes?”
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