A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate
then his wife ask what are your looking at
he replied I am checking expiring date of this marriage
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No amount of make up can cover an ugly heart,
rude attitude, miserable behavior or distasteful personality.!!
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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True Love Is When She Steal Her
Fathers Money And Give It To Me
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“Words that come from the heart
are never spoken,
they get caught in the throat and
can only be read in ones’s eyes.”
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Being Blind is not a joke
Ask people who are on “Free Mode”
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Your not a real parent if you
don’t take a sip of your child’s juice
when they ask for your help to open it
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We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.
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Do girls really look at other Girls butts
and be like
“Damn i wish that was mine “
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Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.
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The girl who refused to show me her breast
in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??
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All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???
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If your birthday
is 9 months after your Dad’s own, just know that your Mom used you as a birthday gift
to him..!
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Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer.
I Killed The Doctor And
The Judge Gave Me 20 Years in Jail.
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Be happy for this moment .
This moment is your life.
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3 common lies from guys:
I’m sorry,
I love you,
I won’t hurt u.
3 common lies from girls:
I’m fine,
I’m not mad at u,
I don’t love you.
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