Ex:why you don’t answer your phone?? Me:cos I lost my memory card

Me:mom our kettle is not working we should throw it at the dump site Mom:why? Me:because its useless Mom:wena did Continue Reading..

Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook… And when you open it, it reads: “You’re Continue Reading..

Madness is when u know its cold… But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom

Today morning I was driving my BMW m5 coupe, alarm wake me up Eish…..D

Being single for too long its not good…..even if you are typing kissing on your phone, the auto-correct changes it Continue Reading..

Girls who did Abortion😐 When u shave🔪 Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?

Jack Mabaso would be powerless if he takes off his left hand glove