We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend

Me: Have a nice day Her: Don’t tell me what to do

There are 5 types of slenders: . 1)Slender by nature 2)Slender by drugs 3)Slender by sex 4)Slender by disease 5)Slender Continue Reading..

Yesterday I got a job at the army should I start shooting people or is it still early

When she thought you are romantic by helping her while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his Continue Reading..

When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam Continue Reading..

I hate people who can’t handle alcohol. Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home

Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you. Chicken actually died for you. Chicken Continue Reading..