Girls have this tendency of slapping guys when
they are mad Never try that white movie thing on
me I will hospitalize you

If Your Girlfriend is always looking Good but you know perfectly well that you haven’t contributed anything towards that; My Brother you are no different from a Security Man👮 guarding a Bank🏧

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,

if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth”
And Lie Even Worse

I’ve been baby sitting a one month old baby
since morning till now
she hasn’t told me she’s hungry

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”

You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages

Slender girls
You are finishing panties for our kids in the shops!!! Grow up and get fat to wear your size nxaaaaaa

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan.
To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap