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They say everyday is a new possible adventure
So what are your plans for today ?
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That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance with my father
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Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do,
and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything.
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Teenagers now a days, act so sweet with each other but they’re just friends.
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Don’t promise when you are happy,
don’t reply when you are angry and
don’t decide when you are sad.
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Be the reason someone
believes in the goodness of people….
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Date the guy, give him your time
Mnyobise a nyee
Don’t ask any money from him.
Buy him airtime when he’s broke.
Take him out, buy him gifts he deserve the
best.
Don’t ask him about girls, just love him the
way he is, le ha feba love him for that.
On weekends give him some cash to go
out with his friends a loja monate.
If he was trash then, he will change
because of the love you’ll be giving him.
Don’t cheat on him,men are not strong like
you ladies
Appreciate him and he will become the
man you want.
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I don’t see any reason of eating with a Fork & Knife
The animal is already dead, so weapons are useless..!
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Wen ever u see a boi chatting and smiling just know DAT
someone’s daughter has fall into his trap
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Just remember, when you think all is lost, the future remains.”
– Dr. Robert H. Goddard
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Ladies•••
Sometimes you must call him with a wrong name
to show him that you have options
You will thank me later or not
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Make yourself a priority once in a while.
It’s not selfish. It’s necessary.
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People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’.
They’re afraid of hearing the response.
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Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?”
“274,” came the reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”
“Nine,” says the third man.
“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” he says, “just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”
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God is truly wise…..
He made sadness so we would know Joy,
pain so we would have Pleasure,
war so we would seek Peace,
hate so we can Love ,
and a Morning so we can face a New day.
Good Morning !!
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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
..and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!… Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!”
……………………………….
You also thought of the bucket, didn’t you?
Please go to bed No. 40!
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