My wife better cry at our wedding or
else her side of the family is not eating

If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime

A baby was born and a minute later it began
to speak:
“I’m going to live for 4 days, my mother will
die in 6 days and my father will die in 15
days”.
4 days later the child dies, after 6 days the
mother dies too.
The father Sol, was going crazy because the
next one will be him.
He sold everything and spent the whole
money.
15 days later, the garden boy dies.
Don’t rush in solving problems my children.
Be patient

The best car in the world is a woman… Ask me why

—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back.
—Self -lubricating when hot.
—Finger touch ignition.
—Automatic engine oil change every month.
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
—It’s only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.

“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”: please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.

I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator

When your girl forgets to hang up the call and you hear her saying: 😊😊😊
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“Yho, askies. That was my uncle !!!”