Do whatever makes you happy , if it’s
my bae that makes you happy, snatch
em ….. You’ll die but at least you died a
happy person

To all fools who dont believe in God because they have never seen him,
they do the same to their brains ,so their brains doesnt exist!

Ladies if you can’t find the right man, present the wrong man to God,
He will edit him for you

*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”

..What should I do?

Short girls are beautiful💟caring😘loving😍
and mentally disturbed😂😂

Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???

Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!

I wonder what pastors say when are chased by dogs.

“Amen amen amen”

Man of god = MOG
Woman of god = WOG
Son of god = SOG
Daughter Of God =?

Ladies who always say ‘All men are dogs……!!’
Yes we are dogs but what type of dog is your dad????

😂😂Just passing here..

Today was my First Time I Smoked Weed,
I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits.
I Asked Them If They Were Gay And They Arrested Me