” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”
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once you lose someone,
it’s never the same person that you get back.
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You know you can be hated by your aunt who’s way older than you..! 
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This ‘Blood is Thicker Than Water’ phrase is only real when we’re talking about the actual liquids. Family can be the most toxic people in your life
, the only people that can ever wish you well from the bottom of their hearts with no envy is the woman that gave birth to you.
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You’re only cute when you’re wearing nappies, not in a graduation gown
or in the office.
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When I’m thinking of stop drinking alcohol
BuT something reminds me that my parents didn’t raise a quieter!!!!
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There is no better proof of love than standing in front of someone and showing your soul.
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TO WHICHEVER RELIGION U BELONG JUST LEAVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LET’S PRAY COZ WE ALL LOVE GOD !!!
*20 seconds only*
Dear
God,
I
just
wanted
to
…
say
THANK
YOU
for
another
day.
Watch
over
my
family
and
friends
today.
Bless
us
in
a
way
we’ve
NEVER
known
before.
Amen
Press LIKE and write”AMEN” to claim this prayer NOW!!
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I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 
I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side
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Love is like the sun coming out from the
clouds and warming your soul.
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Be your self no matter what others think.
You have to live your life, not they.
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Us men we don’t like being asked questions but there are two questions we like being asked
“Do you have condoms and Is the door locked “? 
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So technically showing up at the bank
in a mask and gloves is ok now.
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Need to stop texting when am drunk,
am back with 3 of my ex’s
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Mr Bean taught me one thing in life.
Enjoy your own company instead of
expecting someone else to make you happy
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A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”
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You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.
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Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk
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