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The way I enjoy when someone is begging
me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…



Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
.
we are all unique ppl

Mara I have never seen a groom or a bride..
Going to the toilet during their wedding day ,
,are they wearing pampers

Behind every successful Man
there are a lot of unuccessful years.


Life does not have any hand but sometimes it surely gives you a slap


When you miss him so much….
you even think to text his wife
‘helo madam where is our hubby
and how is he doing?’

The power of being a side chick


Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
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Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE


That awkward moment when you’re typing your password
and your friend is looking straight into the keyboard


If she block, unblock, block and unblock you…
MarryπŸ’that psycho, she really loves you..!

When a woman leaves a man of vision and follows a man of television,
she watch the man of vision in the television.
Luxeries can marry you off to a man but love will send you
but becs love doesn’t work with luxeries.


if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough ,
I wanna be your ringtone too