My girlfriend found a lipstick in my pocket.
I personally admitted that I am cheating….
I can’t tell her am selling Avon.
I want to eat my money in peace

I remember one time when I was in the supermarket😐
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I saw a kid crying while throwing tantrums just because her mom didn’t buy her favourite chocolate🍫
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Due to my clean heart..I bought the chocolate and ate it in front of the kid

Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.

`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄

This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”

Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”

My Nephew is turning 3 tomorrow,
but due to the tight budget we not gonna tell him

*Please my people,respect yourselves this holiday. If you don’t know English, just type “Happy Easter”. I don’t want see posts like “He aroused”, “He has arousen”, “He’s riced”, “He roasted from the dead”, “He is rising”. Someone even posted “He has resigned “. The worst are the ones posting “Happy Esther”.*

Dear black people. . . .
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It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

The Smell of KFC when you have money
and the one when you’re broke are different.