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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”, to which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”

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Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you

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Thandeka I came to your place n heard you watching p**n,
so I went back coz I didn’t want to interrupt

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May this lovely morning brings a new fragrance of
romance in your life and fills your heart with love.
Good morning!!

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People be like “I saw you at the market earlier today u looked so serious” what was I supposed to do…?
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Smile at the cabbage?

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Not everyone has to like you.
Not everyone has good taste

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.

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Do not detaste a man because he is not rich. rather remember that, he who is rich 2day may not be rich 2moro and he who is poor may not be poor forever, Richness is like a table fan,
it Rotates. 😮

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Boy: hi miss, are you water?
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Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you talk to me if i am water? That’s why you don’t have it.
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Boy: is it like that? What do you just say matches for another matches?
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Girl: I already know that. Says matches in another matches “match us”.
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Boy: Idiot! He has nothing to say. It’s matches. Do you know any posporong speaking? That’s why no one is courting you.

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You left without a reason,
so please don’t come back with an excuse.

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When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.

Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face

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I’m left Facebook guys and the whole grouping of people……
good bye 👋.
Books are now ready for studied. I wrote my Exam next weeks.

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When two ppl take a pic wearing the same
clothes …I know…they went for the
buy one get one free special

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When a girl really loves a guy,
she will be shy to ask for money from him and when a guy truly loves a girl ,
he will never wait for her to ask before doing the necessary things…..
A Woman who don’t ask for anything deserves everything.

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Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later

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