Diagnosed wife said to beloved husband…….
my sweet heart ,I love u very much if I dies of sickness swear me will not remarry….
husband..u want to see ,? Rite now u die …and make sure
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Teacher: “Rich the composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers’. Did you copy his?”
Rich: “No madam, it’s the same dog
Why did we break (me n my ex) ? Well, few months back it was my birthday(AUGUST). My ex girl didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends . I went to school and even my class mates didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my class, my bestie ( girl friend) said, “Happy birthday, !” I felt so special. She asked me out for chill. After chillin’ she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my ex , my parents, my friends , my classmates , & my cousins all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked
Every girl is mentally dating a male celebrity
that doesn’t even know they exist
Just saw the most smartest person
when I was in front of the mirror.
Good morning.for he is your mentor,
you have to praise and give thanks to him and
face your life with no fear for he owns your future.
Question: “What Is The Hardest Job In The World?”
Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“
Don’t make so many promises
when you can’t even keep one.
When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex,
ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision*?
Prostitutes doesn’t mean to stand at road.
Many girls are doing for diplomatic
I come in peace
You’re not afraid to love, you’re afraid of not being loved back.
When you say sorry to your friend it does not mean you are wrong,
it means that you value the love and
the relationship you with your friend more than being right.
So sometime we say sorry even if we are right.
Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us,
unlike some idiots.
I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator
Woman who eat soil. Can you try to upgrade your self
and try some expansive things like “Cement”?😂
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years😷
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Everytime they made love the husband [Rich] always insisted on turning off the light🔦
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Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figure she would break him out of this crazy idea😯
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So one night while they were still in the section she turned on the light🙊🙉😨🔦
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She looked own amd saw that Rich was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, A VIBRATOR!!! Soft, Wonderful and large. She went completely ballistic!!!😠
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The wife with extreme anger said ” you impotent pig, how could u be lying to me after all these years!! You better explain yourself”😠
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Rich looked at her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll Explain the toy, you explain the kids”