I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.
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If your girlfriend an’t working..
Its her job to kill the mosquitoes
while u are sleeping
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I’ve just heard that my ex got hit by a truck😥 This is Sad indeed 😰😰 but i really hope nothing happened to the truck though. I’m really worried about it
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*I want to use this medium to Thank God for bringing me into this world, but for the Angel that directed me to Nigeria, I have nothing to say to you till we meet*
🤣🤣
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Physical strength is measured by what we can carry
and inner strength by what we can bear.
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POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄
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You’ll Never Hear Beautiful Girls Say Ur Not My Type …
😒
“Only Di froggie 🐸will Say That “
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When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae
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riddle riddle
l am an eight letter word
people use me for a secret my first, second, third, letters if u do not get it you will not be intelligent.
my fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight letters form a strong weapon what am i.
Answer:PASSWORD.
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Real Men Disappear On Friday Say There Going To The Funeral And
Come Back On Monday Saying ”
I Was Buried By Mistake Babe”
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Relationships don’t last because of the good times, they last because the hard times were handled with love and care.
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Just remember, when you think all is lost, the future remains.”
– Dr. Robert H. Goddard
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Don’t let breakup ruin you, remember there was a time in your life where you didn’t know this person and you were just fine without them
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WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE??👇🙋💁
-Gold tooth 😊
-Brackets (.)
-Silver tooth 😊
-Kiss kiss /
-Tattoo🤦🏽♀
-Hairy legs😝
-Small eyes👀
-Big eyes👂🏼
-Dimples
-Thick lips👄
-Gap tooth
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you
for a minute?
I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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I may not like the things I’ve done,
but they made me love what I’ve become.
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