Crush:I love the weather today
Me:I love you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
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I Need To See Some Rent🤷
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Valentine’s Day Is Only For Normal Height Couples….
Short Couples Should Wait For Children’s Day….
We Hate Confusions
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I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!
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Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer.
I Killed The Doctor And
The Judge Gave Me 20 Years in Jail.
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A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Sure do,” the dog replies.
“Sooo, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.”
“The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.” The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.” The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Cause he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!!”
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Hi guys. I lost my phone with all your contacts. Please DM me with your full names and surname, your number, ID number, certified ID copy of your parent, gender, email address, certified copy of proof of residence and your ID photo.
Thank you.
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That Two Seconds Pain You Feel When
Bae Removes You As A DP🙆🚶
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If a man really wants you, you don’t have to ask for an effort. He’ll make time, he’ll call you, he’ll text you. Trust me, no man is busy for the woman he really wants.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table
in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.
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When she starts drawing words on your chest
be ready for questions you can’t answer
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Today I woke up missing Nelson Mandela.
Can someone please borrow me a R200 note, just to see the old man’s face. I’ll bring it back month end
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You are renting a 1 room and you come here on
Facebook and post stuff like; “Having breakfast in
bed” like you have a choice.
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Yesterday I saw my girlfriend sprinkling
some weird brown salt in the meat,
I’m sure its a new flavor
Let me continue washing her panties
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Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.
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Behind every successful man
is a surprised woman.
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