You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..
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I live in constant fear that someone might kidnap my ex.
she lives alone on St13 room 48 and she just won the lottery
*Quote of the day:*
*Having an ugly friend is not a problem ..
The problem is when people start asking,
“Are you twins ?
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke,
does not cheat and also Does not exist
I don’t want random texts saying
“I miss you”.
I want that call saying,
“Come outside,
I’m waiting for you”.
When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.
person is a person, but wen he enters
Hospital….. Patient
Taxi…… Passenger
Shop….customer
School…student
Stadium… Fan
But my Question is .. What do we call a person who enters TOILET
Age is sn issue of mind over matter
if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter
A man can work for 5yrs and live happily
with his unemployed wife, But let a lady
work for 5dys with her husband
unemployed. The whole community will get
to know about the good for nothing man.
You dont love him/her hard enough if you have never wished to have a son/daughter that looks exactly like him/her
Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player
I’ll say goodbye this one last time.
But know that I’m not really saying goodbye
because in my heart I will still always love you.
So goodbye..
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution,
it would be to find out who I am.
Anytime i smoke weed, i see my self as a nollywood Star
Know the Difference between
Enjoying your Youth and
Destroying your Future.
The line is very thin.
I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But Unless
He Wears A Diaper You Can’t Change Him