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Wife: Bbe borrow me your phone i want to play candy crush
Husband: (gave her)
After 5 minutes
Wife: Bbe who’s Mbali?
Husband: Which level is that!

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MAYBE YOU WONDER SEEING A LOT OF BREAK UPS💗]
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[1]. I think expectations kill a lot of relationships.
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[2]. True love comes with no check list, but Too often people compare what they have to movies and their friends’ relationships.
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[3]. Taking silly advice like, “If he doesn’t hold your hair back when you throw up, its not real or if she doesn’t call you when she’s drunk out with her friends, then it ain’t real.”
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[4]. But love is spontaneous. You argue viciously but at the end of the day you don’t want to see anyone elses’ face but theirs.
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[5]. It’s not about waiting for your prince charming, but going out to find your own happy ending.
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[6]. It’s not about the material things you desire most, because you could have a complete checklist and still feel like something’s not right.
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[7]. It’s not supposed to be perfect to everyone else, it’s supposed to be right just for you.!! Now, Throw away that checklist, and love your spouse the way they are.

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Alone with my thoughts
Alone in my dreams
Alone in the night
Alone with my screams
Alone in dat place
Between sleep & awake
I lay here alone

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You know you are now an adult when you fall asleep on the couch
and wake up on the couch.

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My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy
she told me not to worry about.

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Let us always meet each other with smile,
for the smile is the beginning of love.

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Sing the song that only you can sing, write the book that only you can write, build the product that only you can build… live the life that only you can live.

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Ko 10th Floor
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Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

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Don’t Waste Your Life Trying To Impress Other People.
Do, What You Love… Love What You Do!!

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I saw that you were perfect and I loved you.
Then I saw that you were not perfect
and I loved you even more…

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Why don’t witches wear underwear?
Answer I get a tighter grip on the Broom without underwear on

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Sometimes people ask stupid questions like
:two people living in a house
Her: is this your shirt?
Him: ofcouse if it not yours then it mine.
Her: why is it on the floor?
Him: I dropped it by mistake.
Her: then who is going to pick it?
Him: if not you it me.

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Your girlfriend will always tell you about the guys
she rejected not the ones she accepted.
Be wise

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Mom : go Wash The Fish That I Brought From The Market
Me : Woah WTF!!!!!
Mom : What That Means
Me : Where’s The Fish

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