There is something wrong with my phone.
Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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Ignore a girl,and she will chase you.
Ignore a woman,and she will replace you
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From next year….
My mouth would not touch alcohol again😉😉😉
I would be using straw😄😄😄…
Am I communicating
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My fiance Is so Dumb yaz😒✋ ..she said she’s wearing a “swimming pool” instead of “swimming question”
Should I send her back to school?😂😂
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I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart, I truly know, you’re the one that I love and I can’t let you go.
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I was Shocked when I
heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly ”
My sister,
have you Ever seen an
Elephant Flying
Before?
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You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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“Dad, I dont want to go to school today.” said the boy.
“Why not, son?”
“Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week
and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day.
Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.” “But why dont you want to go today?”
“Because our English teacher died yesterday!”
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I dreamed my ancestors singing (asiphelelanga)
I had to wake up quickly before they mention that who left
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Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices
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I like a happy girl as a long term friend
who likes to travel to my country as my guest.
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Jealousy is normal in a relationship,
it shows someone doesn’t want to lose you.
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans
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When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
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I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes
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I just love South African
university’s, their
identity cards comes with
Rope..just incase
you are tired of life.
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