*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
* Samson killed lion*
* Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!

Roll on – 48 hours protection
Body lotion – 48 hours protection

That is why I bath once after 2 days

Dear Systems Analyst,

My name is nyaa I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as “Boys’ Night out 2.5” and “soccer 5.3” no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected “Saturday pool 6.3” always fails and “Saturday Shopping 7.1” runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to “Girlfriend 7.0”, but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help?
CONCERNED
Selibona Nyaa

…. AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Mr Nyaa,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors’ Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the………
C: APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C: APOLOGIZE FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as “Flowers 2.0” and “Chocolates 5.0” or “HUGS KISSES 600.0” or “TENDERNESS UNDERSTANDING 1000.0″ or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1” (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install “Secretary 2.1” (Short Skirt Version) or “One Nightstand 3.2” (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES Nyaa!

Yours, Systems Analyst,

7 years old kids have iphonenow,but when i was 7 years old, i had a phone that goes like “tring tring!How are you? whoof whoof! ayaya iyaya! parapapa”.

In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…

Rich phoned his boss but get the bosses’s wife instead
–
She answered the phone crying: “I’m afraid he died last week”
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The next day Rich calls again asking for the boss…The wife answered: “I told u yesterday, he died last week”
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The next day he calls again and once more he asks to speak to his boss
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By this time the wife is extremely angry and she shouts ” I’VE ALREADY TOLD U TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!!! WHY DO U KEEP CALLING???”
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Rich replied laughing: “I just love hearing it…I’ll call u back again tomorrow”

Two men were arguing about their sons’ stupidity.
Mr. James argued that his son was sillier than Nyaa’s
son. Nyaa however disagreed, so they decided to
put their sons to test.
James called his son & asked him to buy something
for him at the market. The boy ran to the market without even asking for what to buy & money. James
said,” you see how silly he is? He didn’t even ask for
what to buy …
or money”
Nyaa retorted, is this what u call foolishness?
Just wait & see, Nyaa calls his son & tells him, “go home & check if I am in the house” Nyaa’s son took
to his heels & came back panting, “Papa you are not
there in the house, Mama said you are at your friend’s
place..

That Annoying Moment When You Are Standing There Alone
Like A Lost Puppy While
Your Friend Talks To Someone You Don’t Know

I am a 30 year old single guy, hard working and self motivated.

Am seriously looking for a beautiful,black and strong
Laptop to buy.

Keep on forgiving him while
you still looking for someone to replace him.