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Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side
but it will always be RIGHT.

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Don’t advertise your happiness on social
media.
Don’t advertise your happy marriage On
social media.
Don’t advertise your holidays on social
media.
Don’t advertise your kids achievements
on social media.
Don’t advertise your pregnancy on social
media.
Don’t advertise your expensive buys on
social media. (Car, house etc)
No one is going to be happy for you.
all the “nice” comments you get are just
fake.
you just attracting the evil eye on you &
your family.
you just attracting jealous people into
your life.
you don’t know who’s saving your
pictures & checking your updates.
you really need to Stop this as it is going
to ruin your life, family, marriage.
social media , if not used responsibly , can
be the devils eyes, ears & mouth, don’t fall
into the devils trap.
May God help us & save us from social media
disaster !!!

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If your girlfriend has friends she calls, boo, bish,bestie,galfriend
my broda that is the board of directors that ruins your relationship

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You have to stand up for what you believe in,
even if it means standing alone.

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday.”

To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on “ALL OF YOU” because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.

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Life is like a book some chapters are
sad others are interesting

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Never attack another lady for Your boyfriend’s stupidity.
If he knew Your worth, he would have respected
You enough not to include a 3rd party in Your relationship.🤷‍♂️😌❤

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I’ll never ask you to change for me because you are perfect just the way you are.

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The way ladies cross the road infront of beautiful and expensive cars like Range Rover, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes benz its not the same way they do infront of avanza, quantum, siyaya and nyathi😂😂😂😂😂….

I have been looking and wondering about this for so long.
But why ladies tell us😂😂😂😂😂

Lemme sleep

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My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Facebook ruins a lots of relationships

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I don’t care if you’re not the richest
or most handsome guy out there
because if you can make me laugh
and handle my mood,
you’ll be able to keep me.

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Son: Mom,can I sleep with you?I’m scared.

Mom:No, can’t risk,
the monster following you might sneak into my room and kill me.

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If you lough without a reason,
u r found guilty for some reason

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Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! said the psychic. You will not have
luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a
much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
rosy left very happy and so excited, as she went
over a bridge she thought “the sooner I die, the sooner my next happy life begins”
So she decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly rosy didn’t die after she jumped! She fell on the back of a truck full of
bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not
being able to see very well and not knowing where she was, she started touching and feeling
her surroundings, feeling all the bananas! she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said “GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!

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Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to,
but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected.
.
.
Guys are like buses.
If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

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