A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report – he wanted a video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a tape and sat down to watch it with the husband. As the tape played, he saw his wife meeting another man. He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them having a playful fight in the street. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. When the tape ended, the distraught husband said: “I can’t believe this !” “What’s not to believe?” asked the detective. “It’s right up there on the screen. The camera never lies.” The husband replied: “What I mean is,
I can’t believe my wife is so much fun!”
Stop Complaining about fake friends. You are old now. Go to work, stay at home, eat, watch TV, read a book and sleep.
You will never hear rumours that the fridge and microwave were gossiping about you.
