Mathematician: How to write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question’s wrong.
UK: Not found on Internet.
Zimbabwe: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Zimbabweans
everywhere in the world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering….
anything to do with using your brain.
British: Can u Swim?
Zimbabwean: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It
Swims.
Zimbabwean: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Zimbabwean: Then What’s the Difference
between u & Dog…
British Shocked, Zimbo Rocks!

If 2 witches
watched 2
watches,which
witch watched
which watch?

When its too cold….men will apologise to her
even if she is wrong just to get

The power of vs winter
Lets not argue on this gents!!!!!

FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.

Some people are vocally gifted, when they sing at funerals,
you’d wish you could be the one to be buried temet