Matomane promised his girlfriend twenty thousand rands while chatting with her on whatsapp. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel.
“Honey! Where’s the R20 000 you promised me last week?” She asked.
“I don’t have any money with me right now babe, but here’s my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account”
He gave her his ATM card and left for durban, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.
Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend,
“Hello. Matomane,
I just deposited the R100,000 I’ve been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon.”
Matomane is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree.
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My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck…..
Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it
“Never wish them pain.
That’s not who you are.
If they caused you pain,
they must have pain inside.
Wish them healing.
That’s what they need.”
Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..
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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….
If yr husband has refused to give u money for business go sell porridge at his working place and make sure everyone knows u are his wife
If loving myself is a crime,please Mr police officer.
Lock me in jail and throw away the keys
where no one will ever find them
DID YOU KNOW THE VIRUSES THAT KILL MARRIAGES?
· Laziness kills marriage
· Suspicion kills marriage
· Lack of trust kills marriage
· Lack of mutual respect kills marriage
· Unforgiveness kills marriage (Forgiveness is not optional but mandatory)
· Arguments kill marriage
· Keeping secrets from your spouse kills marriage
· Every form of infidelity kills marriage (financial, emotional, psychological, material, etc)
· Poor communication kills marriage
. Lies easily kill marriage, (be sincere to your spouse in every aspect).
· Relating more with your parents than your spouse kills marriage
· Nagging kills marriage
· Too much talk and careless talk kills marriage
· Spending less or little time with your spouse kills marriage
· Being too independent minded kills marriage
· Love for party, money and spending/partying kills marriage
· Exposing the inadequacies of your spouse to your parents or siblings or friends kills marriage
· Not being steadfast/fervent in the spirit kills not only marriage but your life
· Spurning correction and reprimand kills marriage.
· Always wearing a sad face and being moody kills marriage.
· FEMINISM ADVOCACY kills marriage.
· Uncontrolled or hot temperament kills marriage.
· Not understanding your role and position in marriage as instituted by God kills marriage.
· Not being sensitive to the spiritual, emotional and physical needs of your spouse kills marriage
· When anything threatens the position/security of a wife, her reaction(s) will be detrimental to her marriage.
· Lack of knowledge of the Word of God kills marriage.
Please, save a marriage today by sharing this.
May God bring healing to every troubled home and family.
Amen.
People who argue on their cell phones in
public should do it on loud speaker so
we could hear both sides of the story
I remember back then when I was at Rainbow’s house
and Selimathunzi visited him.
When they opened the fridge they found a vaseline
I was never traumatised like that
Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym
There is no way better for the heart than reaching down
and lifting people up…
Some of this girls can really post but
only to find that their fans are still in south Africa
on their village too🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂
ahh planet earth weights more in south Africa
When you continuously beat your roommate on FIFA and he ends up saying ” At least I don’t repeat modules
What is Mhlolo?
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Mhlolo is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and the doctor says she is pregnant and
congratulates you that you will soon be a father . You shout
that you are not the father but the girl insist that you are the
father……Things are now getting Mhloloful you now require a
DNA test to prove that you are not the father…Things
become Mhlolostic when the doctor comes with results
saying you cannot be the father because you are infertile….
You are relieved but on your way home you remember you
are married with three kids at home!….. Now you are
extremely Mhlolicious Now you begin to ask yourself who is
the father to those three kids?… Now you get home to find
out the father to those kids is your gateman … You are now
Mhloloned You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her cheeks
tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t your real
dad’…. Then you know things are Mhlolocated And if you
dont forward this you are a Mhlolocriosis
Opportunity follows struggle.
It follows effort. It follows hard work.
It doesn’t come before.
That annoying voice people use when talking to a baby..!