Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?

If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you

One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me Continue Reading..

My guy! Perfume is important, but roll-on is importanter… and taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……

Why cant Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs dont make a white!

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk Me: I didn’t see you coming

You know how difficult to draw eyebrows . And your boyfriend texts you “Babe am not coming ” Don’t do Continue Reading..