Let people do whatever challenges they like or post whatever they want during this period . If you find them childish .
Please use your matuarity to find a cure for the Corona Virus😑
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Let people do whatever challenges they like or post whatever they want during this period . If you find them childish .
Please use your matuarity to find a cure for the Corona Virus😑
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Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”
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Why worry when you can pray.
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One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.😓
The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back😐…?”
The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room🤚.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed 🏃♂️out of the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.🍆
I was very angry.😠 I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.🤚
It was very heavy😞…
That is how I strained my back.!”
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck😅.
The doctor said: “My previous patient looked bad..
But you look terrible😶..
What the hell happened to you🤨 ?”
He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.😏
Today was the first day at my new job…
I forgot to set my alarm and I was late…
I was running🏃♂️ out of the building, getting dressed at the same time.
And you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge🙄.
I don’t know how and where from this fridge fell on me😓…!!!”
Before closing hours, the third patient comes. He looks like he was punished in hell.😕
The doctor is shocked.
He asks: “What the hell happened to you🙁..??”
The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this, I was in a fridge……….”😂😂😂😂
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Whenever i have a problem,
I just sing, Then i realize
my voice is worse than
my problem.
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-She Loved Him Madly
While He Was Mad For Her Friend .. ‘
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I dreamed my ancestors singing (asiphelelanga)
I had to wake up quickly before they mention that who left
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Between somebody and someone who’s someone exactly?
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There’s no bigger peer pressure than All the people around you at church standing up for a song.
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Yesterday i Was in Town .. i Saw This Beautiful Girl Waving And i Waved Back , Well She Wasn’t Waving At Me But To This Guy Standing Next To Me 😓 So To Avoid The Awkwardness i Kept My Hand Up , The Taxi Stopped .. Now I’m in Lesotho Starting A New Life
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An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry
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Memories are wonderful to make ,
but sometimes painful to remember.
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HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE A NORMAL PERSON
1>YOU HAVE FACEBOOK
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2>YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE
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4>YOU’RE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS
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5>YOU DIDN’T NOTICE THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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7>YOU JUST CHECKED TO SEE OF THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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8>WHERE IS NUMBER 6 , IDIOT ?
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9>YOU’RE NOW SMILING BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN IDIOT
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10>WHERE IS NUMBER 1?
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11>YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME AND WENT TO CHECK !
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12>YOU’RE NOT NORMAL AT ALL
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My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. I then took her phone and saved my number as *Job Update* and sent her a job invitation
Now she z on her way to Jo’burg from Limpopo for a job interview
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Everything is going to be alright thats
what my therapist said …
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Who Is More Stupid…??
(1)•The one is watering the garden while its raining…?
(2)•The one who shinning shoes for an ID photo…?
(3)•The One who reduce a TV volume to read an SMS..?
(4)•The one who fix a pen with an ovaralls..?
(5)•The one who takes a lunch box while he is working at the next door..?
(6)•The one who sell the bicycle just to buy a pump..?
(7)•The one who do eye shopping with a trolley..?
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