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Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆‍♀️



Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

Those girls who slap their boyfriends
when they’re mad.
I need to date one of them,
so I can teach her a lesson.


“Facebook” Where I lie to my friends.
”Twitter” Where I’m honest with strangers.

That moment when you are chilling with bae💏 and her phone📱 rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning😝.

Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker🔊. Her reply will tell you more about the call.

Try it and you will thank me later


Without you, I have nothing. But with you, I have everything.


Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!


Dear ,

I drink very little.

And when I drink little,

I become a different person.

*This different person drinks a lot*


Short Girls are
Stubborn.😹
They even Refuse to Grow
Up !!


I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week 😩

One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love,
love someone else.

Keep smiling, b’coz life is a beautiful thing
and there’s so much to smile about.