The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..
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Me: How ar u dear
Her: I’m okay
Me: Hope u r having a cool night
Her: Yes
Me: what’s ur best colour
Her: Stop asking questions which makes no sense……..ask reasonable intellectual questions….OK
Me: How many moles of sulphuric acid is needed to neutralize 5ml of sodium carbonate and also to neutralize 5 volume of sulfatate
Her: My best colour is yellow…
And u??
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The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.
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Whites: We Broke Up😢
Blacks: New Life, New Me. No Stress
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When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.
“No, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No, he went with Mum and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.
The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.” 👏🏻🤣😂🤠
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THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
A guy met one of his school mates several years after school
and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one
of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home
feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he
was a failure.
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What he didn’t know was that his friend was a driver and had
been sent on an errand with his boss’s car!
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Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being
romantic. She accused him of not getting down to open the
car door for her as her friend Jane’s husband did when he
dropped her off at work.
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What Rosemary didn’t know was that Jane’s husband’s car
had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!
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Sampson’s wife went to visit one of her long time friends and
was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely children of her
friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one
child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five
years.
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What she didn’t know was that one of those children who
was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had
just a year to live; the other two are adopted!
🌽Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create
yours and use it.
🌽Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will
not make you better but bitter.
🌽If you knew the sort of load the camel carries, you
wouldn’t ask why it takes those gentle strides.
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So be thankful to God for what you have and enjoy it. You
never know, someone may earnestly be praying for what you
don’t appreciate but take for granted.
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GOD BLESS US WITH MUCH MORE AS WE APPRECIATE
WHAT WE ALREADY HAVE
I love you all family.
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Someday, we’ll forget the hurt, the reason we cried and who caused us pain..
And we’lll finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge,
but letting things unfold in their own way and own time
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Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day
and the food goes straight to their attitude.
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If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing a torn underwear
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I was going to make a joke about
Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH
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I saw two cockroaches mating(having s*x). I wanted to spray insecticide”Baygon” and I thought twice,maybe he has been chasing her for years,and she has been eating his money without allowing him get”down there”,I’m a human and I have a good heart,so I let him enjoy……… But as I was leaving, I got a second thought. What if he’s raping her?…….. I’m confused. What do I do?
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Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”
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If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter;
I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
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we could sit in the car listening to music & talk for hours & I’ll be happy 🥰
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ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u
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Unfriending you on Facebook doesn’t mean we are fighting.
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The content you post doesn’t add any value for my purpose for being on Facebook.🤷
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Imagine spending so much on data to see you saying “best kissers have a surname that starts with letter K” everyday.💔
Like Really?
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