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You can’t be born in February and be normal
the month itself is not complete

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If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

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Ladies and their nonsense behaviours.
I said we should meet in front of restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu ..

Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss.

I hate indiscipline.

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THE SUPERIORITY OF DESCENT DRESSING
A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her “What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
“I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad” she replied.
“Did someone force you to do so?”
– “No”
“Don’t you think it’s an insult to the manufacturer?”
– “No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad”
“Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?”
– “Actually, I covered it because I didn’t want it to get damaged and decrease in value.”
“When you put the cover on, didn’t it reduce the iPad’s beauty?”
– “I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad.”
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
“Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed???”
She was mute…..
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.

Pls protect our young girls by sharing these with our fellow sisters….

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Did you notice?
Children of nowadays no longer use newspapers
and calendar to wrap their books,
We’re loosing our culture

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The bad part of being lonely is that,
you easily fall for the very first person,
who shows you that you are not alone .

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“True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”

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Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

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New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the citys pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to its owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.

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Just deleted all the ugly people, so if you see this you’re my valentine ♥

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Every Guy Has That Evil Friend
Who Force Him To Cheat

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Jamaicans people when them dah oversees
if you call them don’t answer
because them think you a beg them money

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I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me

The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Admin my Right cheek is still sore

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If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church

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I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!

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Can We Start The Weekend Over Again ?
i Wasn’t Ready

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