Big trouble is when you ask a girl to sleep over and she didn’t wake up the next day, my brother ur own done finish🙆♀️
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Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”
Life is a challenge, overcome it.
Do the best you can and leave the rest
Those girls who slap their boyfriends
when they’re mad.
I need to date one of them,
so I can teach her a lesson.
“Facebook” Where I lie to my friends.
”Twitter” Where I’m honest with strangers.
That moment when you are chilling with bae💏 and her phone📱 rings. Before answering the call, she stares at you while lowering the volume. My brother just know that your assistant is phoning😝.
Just ask her to do you a huge favour to put it on loud-speaker🔊. Her reply will tell you more about the call.
Try it and you will thank me later
Without you, I have nothing. But with you, I have everything.
Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!
You call her chocolate but all we can see is beefstock..
TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!
Dear ,
I drink very little.
And when I drink little,
I become a different person.
*This different person drinks a lot*
Never run after a bus or a girl.
There will always be another one.
Short Girls are
Stubborn.😹
They even Refuse to Grow
Up !!
I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week 😩
One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love,
love someone else.
Keep smiling, b’coz life is a beautiful thing
and there’s so much to smile about.