We all deserve someone who at the end of the days says: “I missed you so much today”.
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*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*
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your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh
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Most people value their appearance more than their Brains,
that is why we have so many well dressed Idiots with zero manners..
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A Small Boy Is Sent To Bed By His Father…
Five Minutes Later
Son : ” Da_ad !!!”
Dad: ” what ?!”
Son: ” I’m Thirsty, can you bring me a drink of water ?”
Dad: ” (Out Of Anger) No you had your chance . Now Lights Out”
Five minutes later
Son:” Da-aaaad ”
Dad:” What ? What ?
Son:” I’m Thirsty… can I have a drink of Water ?”
Dad:”(Really pissed off ) I Told you No !! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you !”
Five Minutes Later
Son:” Daaad …”
Dad:” What ? ”
Son:” When You Come In To Spank Me , Can You bring me a drink of water ?
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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Distance your self a bit
You will realize a lot
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If you are reading this….have a blessed
, wonderful
and glorious
night.
Be Protected and blessed
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BEST WAY TO PROPOSE! u tek the gal to the sea. U make her get into a boat. U take the boat to the midle of the ocean. U kindly say, “Marry me or leave my boat”
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I have never made it to a profile pic stage
in a relationship and you?
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A true friend looks past all the negative,
finds the positive,
and loves you for it with all her/his heart.
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Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you
on bae’s wall then the post dissapears
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This winter I’m not dating anyone,
I’m tired of losing my jackets
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Surround yourself with people that push you to do and be better. No drama or negativity. Just higher goals and higher motivation. Good times and positive energy. No jealousy or hate. Simply bringing out the absolute best in each other
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You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 
Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?
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People always say to follow your heart,
but what they dont tell you is
that if you follow your heart,
it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.
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