Nobody drinks alcohol faster than someone who didn’t contribute

I regret introducing my mom to Candy Crush. She didn’t cook last night.

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him Continue Reading..

Me: baby i saw you buying a ring in my dream Husband: yes your father was buying it

BEST WAY TO PROPOSE! u tek the gal to the sea. U make her get into a boat. U take Continue Reading..

Letter “W” Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet…Because All WORRIES Start With “W” ie Why, Who, What, When, Wine, Whisky, Wealth, Continue Reading..

MY DIETING TIPs. 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight. 2. Cut them out Continue Reading..

Ladies, please stop staring at us when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town. We’re aware we made the wrong Continue Reading..