Baby .. i Don’t Like Your Mom ,
if You Really Love Me Stop Sending Her Money” 😳😱
Reply As A Husband ?
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Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”
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Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
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Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
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Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..
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Ugly girls be like
Him: Hi
Her: What???
Him: nothing, how are you?
Her: please i don’t have time just talk i
want to go somewhere else
Him: Sorry, i just wanted to ask you where
can i find beautiful girls
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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????
Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….
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Learn from yesterday,
live for today and hope for tomorrow.
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I was in my Room last night when i heared
my Neighbor screaming for help,help the snake sniched into my house!!!,then i ran with a strong Wood in my
hand to kill the Snake,when i got there
behold a Big Snake was in her sitting
room,me and my 12 Neighbor’s came
to kill the big Snake.
.
When we saw the big Snake we all were
busy shouting today is your End you witch
Snake
.
I first of all raised my own wood to hit the
Snake when the Snake turned and faced us
with Red eye on us.
.
I then said IF I COUNT to 3 LET US HIT THE
SNAKE AT ONCE
which we all agreed i counted 1,2,3 go then
Eskom took the LIGHT away and filled us with darkness.
.
We all started screaming in the Dark because
the Door was closed no way to run outside
and the snake was still inside the sitting
Room
.
We Nearly Killed Our Selves
WHEN SOMEONE TOUCHES YOU, YOU’ll HIT HIM
thinking it was the Snake
.
AS AM TALKING TO YOU NOW AM STILL IN THE
HOSPITAL, because we all Injured our selves
with the Wood instead of the Snake
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One of the saddest mistake a Christian can make is that of failing to attend the assemblies of the church. How can one ever hope to be faithful to the Lord if he does not respect him enough to meet with the other brethren for worship? The point is, he cannot be faithful under such conditions.
On the other hand, they can go on with what they want to do, they can go to their work regardless of the distance, and so on.
Some of those who fail to attend usually come up with this remark: But I have my prayers at home. That would be fine if that was all the Lord required.
However, he has specifically asked that his people assemble on the first day of the week. In doing so, they are nt only to pray, but study, sing, partake of the Lord’s Supper, and give of their means.
Now to those who try to worship by themselves at home, to whom do they give their contribution? What abt the Lord’s Supper? No, I am sure that most of these individuals never get any further than prayer in their worship to the Lord, if they get that far. But they need to be taught that there is more to worship than simply praying to God.
It is true that there are times when Christians may be providentially hindered, such as being sick, and other things that would make it impossible for them to attend worship service.
In this case, one doesn’t have to offer an excuse for nt being present bt rather have a reason. Furthermore, the Lord will accept a reason for one’s absence, but he will nt accept an excuse.
Happy Father’s Day to all daddies out there who takes care of their kids💕 and happy Youth day. 👀💞💞💖
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We are looking for something that’s
doesn’t exist in in the real world .
It’s a fool world .
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Bare You are not African enough if you never wished
your school to be burnt down..
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A perfect relationship isn’t actually perfect at all,
it consists of two people who never give up on each other
despite any hurt or pain.
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People think being alone makes you lonely , but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world
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Atleast someone loves me and fights for me
Thank you White Blood Cell!
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if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱,
what will you hide first🙈
Me: my Soap😂😊😀
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Nothing better than seeing the softer side
of someone only shown to You.
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People who have positions in church think
they’re God’s biological kids and
the rest of us are adopted.
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