Those Of You Posting About Telling Your Lover That You Love Them…
Why Can’t You Inbox Them Instead Of Bringing Confusion To Us Who Are Single
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Those Of You Posting About Telling Your Lover That You Love Them…
Why Can’t You Inbox Them Instead Of Bringing Confusion To Us Who Are Single
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WHEN SOME PEOPLE TELL YOU DAT THEY DON’T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOU JUST HUG THEM AND SAY “I FEEL SORRY FOR THE BLIND”
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It takes years to build friendship,
years more to build love and only seconds to throw it all away.
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Four Cousins will get you so drunk that you start to think you’re the 5th cousin.
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SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie
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Accept what you cant change,
and change what you cant accept.
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You can’t change people, either you accept who they are or start living life without them..! ☝❤
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Can’t believe my mom she was hiding the dangerous secret from me for the past 19 years that she’s a woman😔 If it wasn’t my uncle who told me today I would have gone to the grave without acknowledging it😌
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His phone rang in church by accident during prayers. The Priest and the congregants scolded him after prayer for interrupting the silence. You could see the shame, embarrassment and humiliation on his face as he walked out. He never stepped foot in the church ever again.
He went to a pub. He spilled his drink by accident, the waiter apologized, gave him a napkin to clean himself up, the waiter also mopped the floor and offered him a complementary drink. He never stopped going there since.
You can make a difference by how you treat people. Cheer people and don’t put them off. Make things easy and not difficult for them.
HAVE A BLESSED WEEK
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Terror to my heart is what you bring,
when I anger you.
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Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂
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*I want to congratulate all the members of this group👍🏽: despite the difficulties of this beginning of January, nobody has sold his or her phone yet !!*
*You are strong … Some groups have already closed *
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Gays,if all men are the same,why do you still get married to them. ….
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A Bar Opened Opposite A Church!
The Church Prayed Daily Against The Bar Business
Days Later The Bar Was Struck By Lightning & Caught Fire Which Destroyed It.
Bar Owner Sued The Church Authorities For The Cause Of Its Destruction,
As It Was An Action Because Of Their Prayer, The Church Denied All Responsibility!
So, The Judge Commented,
“It’s Difficult To Decide The Case
Because
Here We Have A Bar Owner Who Believes In The Power Of Prayer
&
An Entire Church That Doesn’t Believe In It !”
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People Who Don’t View Other People’s Statuses On WhatsApp ,
Think They Made it in Life
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Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: “we have arrived”. The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied: “control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!”
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