Your mother bore you For 9 months ,
She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs,
She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating pain,
She suffered many sleepless Nights,
She became your nurse, your Chef, your teacher, your Cleaner, your launderette your Friend.
She struggled for you, but not Did she see it as a struggle,
Not once did she develop Regrets after all this …
How dare you say even “uff” to her …
I love my mother beyond limits
Do you … ? ? ?
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I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 🐀Rat
😥🙄
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THREE BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES
1. Smokers don’t grow old!
2. Smokers can not be bitten by a dog!!
3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.
WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don’t grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.
2. Smokers won’t be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.
3.Thieves cant break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!
If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking!
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It will be worth it to be with someone
who knows your worth.
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This Is How To Complement Your Ugly Girl😂
Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart.
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Once you start seeing Christmas 🎄 trees in shoprite you know it’s too late to cancel a module 😁
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning…
can you believe it? 2:30?.
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luckily i was still up playing load music
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Today my mother In Law gave me a tea to drink then she winked at me.
Yaz Ive never been so scared like this to drink tea.
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Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful.
It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.
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Never make permanant decisions on temporary feelings.
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”Some people will only ever see and appreciate physical beauty. But, there’s nothing more attractive than a beautiful heart and mind. A soul that glows.”
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I’m a good person as i know my best respect
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Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.
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It’s sad when people decide to
play with “feelings” instead of toys.
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“When i chat you, it means i miss you.
when i don’t chat you,
it means im waiting for you to miss me too.”
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Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or it’s a long story?
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