Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

People: “You apologize a lot..!!” 💁🤷🤔
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Me: “Sorry”

Have You Ever Looked At Your Past Partners
And Asked Yourself What The Hell Were You Thinking?

Nyaa who was an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit and saw a book
entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR
BEGINNERS, VOLUME ONE”.
He opened the first page which said; “To start the engine,
press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started!
He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving, press blue button”
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed!
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
“To let airplane fly, please press the green button”.
He did so and the plane started flying!!!
He was so happy After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land.
He opened to the 4th page.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane, please go and BUY Volume TWO” !!!

Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business

This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”

I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”

He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”

Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me

Ko 10th Floor
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Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

Medical Fact:

“Did you know that if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym regularly for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practice safe sex regularly, you’ll still die?

A man happily updated his status on facebook ‘Thank you God😍😍…..i have just got my salary’ 10 minutes later he was so sad😐😏 and down😪….!
Do you know why…….???
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His landlord liked his status

Funny guys are dangerous😂😂

They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh….

Then boom you’re naked