Company of good people is like*
*Walking in a shop of*
*Perfume.*
*Whether you buy it or not,*
*You are bound to receive the *Fragrance.*
*Have a nice day…*
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Company of good people is like*
*Walking in a shop of*
*Perfume.*
*Whether you buy it or not,*
*You are bound to receive the *Fragrance.*
*Have a nice day…*
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I wonder why Wrestling people are fighting for a belt
yet they wear Panties
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Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are
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Have you Ever checked your phonebook list
when you are broke??.
You find 99% of the people saved are useless!!!!
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Sad truth gents re marete!!
We cheat on our girlfriend’sbut we don’t want them to cheat on us
you know why? Because we know gore cheating is wrong…we guys cheat for sex
nothing more but a lady cheats for love,attention and affection…a lady cheats with a nigger that can potentially replaces a guy.we guys cheat the most but girls cheats the best
,ladies are not afraid to commit
,love
and be loyal
to us niggers pila pila facing di facts gantshi bothata bo na le rena majita
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Good morning y’all hope you all slept well and y’all enjoy ur day..God bless all ur hustle
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Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you.
Good morning sweet heart,
have a wonderful day.
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After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*
to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins
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Always chase your dreams instead of
running away from your fears
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If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter;
I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
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Newtons Laws On Love – Worth Mentioned
Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other”
1st Law: “A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love Until Any External Agent (Her Bro, Her Father) Comes Into Play & Breaks The Leg Of Boy”
2nd Law: “The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Proportional Toinstantaneous Bank Balance Of Boy And Discretion Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Dicrement In Bank Balance”
3rd Law: “The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping”
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Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months
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Teacher: Okay, class. Pass your drawings.(A boy passed a blank paper)
.
Teacher: Huh? Where’s your drawing? What did you draw?
Boy: I drew a cow and grass.
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Teacher: Where’s the grass?
Boy: The cow ate it.
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Teacher: Where’s the cow?
Boy: Banna, kanti why would the cow stay there when it has nothing left to eat
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When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.
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Imagine you in church and this SMS comes in”,
your uncle is drinking ur beers”
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If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your future, your goals. You are not about to get distracted by being in a relationship with me. My goal is to elevate your mind and prosper with you.
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A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers .
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