Zulu Jokes

“I love you

That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?

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BANTAYAN

Nagulat si Juan ng puntahan sya ng kpitbahay nyang sexing biyuda
at sinabing…

BIYUDA: Alam mo Juan gusto kong lumabas mmyang gabi, gusto ko gumimik, maglasing at pagkatapos makipag sex… pwede kba mmya?

JUAN: Aba! Oo naman!

BIYUDA: Ay Salamat naman, Sige BANTAYAN mo yung mga anak ko at aalis ako mmya… thank you ha! muah muah tsup tsup!

hehehe!

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second child?

Rich’s wife was pregnant

Wife: “darling, guess what?☺

Rich: “what?”😶

Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I’m pregnant with a set of twins”😊☺😊

Rich: “Really? Two babies??”😨

Wife: “so who’s the father of the second child??

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Zulu Jokes

ngiyigqokile.

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

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