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goal

*Gals* are busy complaining that when men have ***x* or *impregnate* them they run away.My question is:-
when u score a *goal* do u remain at the goal post or run *celebrating wildly*πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
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wisdom will kill me

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ubukhwele

Obuny’ ubukhwele…..

Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹

Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”

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pretty young girls!!

Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.

Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.

*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!

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BE WARNED.

*WARNING*

Beware of the airtime these days, they have started making airtime which can kill you when you make a call or when recharging,so please before you recharge your accounts send those digits to me so that I can verify if its original airtime. Please I want to save your life!!. BE WARNED.

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