3weeks pregnant so poster abantwana base America ? ..
.Linda sisi uyeza unongoloza wakho

Ngidinga indoda eseyikhulile ngomqondo,ezaziyo ifunani empilweni. Eseyiqalile nokwakha umuzi wayo ngifuna ukuyidayisela nangu u cement ungaze wome bakithi

1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa

whos next??

A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??….

bamthethise u bbe wakhokubo wena usekameleni uyezwa usisi wakhe uthi wenziwa ilesalkazi asvalele ekameleni lakhe

Inyama yaseWoolworths ndlela le idura ngayo ngathi inkukhu zalapha zine Matric,

SENGYOZE NGIFE NGINGALIBONANGA ISO
LIWELA UMFULAUGCWELE

Malume first time chatting on Facebook…
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Malume :Hello nephew
Tebza :Heita Malume
Malume :Hello nephew, can u hear me?

Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?