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Ushawe inkinga yomuntu ngempama uthi uyayishaya inyamalale what can u do?

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Johane :Aunty umfazi onatha utshwala kuyayenza yini ukwakha laye umuzi?
Aunty :okudingakalayo ma usakha mtanami yisamende, izitina, inhlabathi lamanzi. Yena abe esehlala ezinathele utshwala bakhe phakathi 😂😂😂

Uvuka njani mhlobo wami

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Uma usebenzisa umuthi, uboke umemeze imali nomsebenzi, uyekele amagama abantu!

Awuthi ngilale, sengikhulume kakhulu today.

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PLEASE WAIT!!!!
Izolo ngidlule kwiATM kunemadlana ebengiyifuna. Uma ngifika kuyo okokuqala uthi, Please insert your card. Nempela ngilifafile. Uphindile wathi please enter your pin code, nalokho, waphinda wathi select the amount, ngakwenza nalokho. Kuthe uma sengikwenzile konke lokhu wase ungivezela amagama amakhulu athi :
THE TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT…
Ngivumele ekuseni ngithi kuwe, ukholo lwakho ulusebenzisile, wazila ukudla, wakhuleka kodwa ubona sengathi akwenzeki lutho empilweni yakho. Ngithi kuwe mana ungasuki, ngoba isicelo sakho sisalungiswa, Linda. Into engenze ngalinda ukuthi ikhadi lami bese liphakathi emshinini, nePin code sengiyifakile. Uma bengingajaha ngihambe ongilandelayo ubezothola izinto zami. Hhayi ngoba umthandazo wakho ungezwakali, hhayi ngoba ukuzila kwakho kungezwakali, hhayi nhoba ukunikela kwakho kungabonakali
But ukuthi nje , YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS wena okwakho ukulinda.

Musa ukusola, musa ukubona sengathi wena wadalelwa ukuhlupheka wait patiently because your prayers are being processed. Ungasuki eNkosini linda kuze kulunge. Ngiyazi sekunzima, akusemnandi kodwa uma sekubuya izinto zakho uzobe usuhleka wedwa. YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT !
Kuwe kukhulu okusengenzeka, basheshe bakudela, bakulahla kanti basazokudinga. Mngane mina as Selibona Nyaa abanengi bangazi ngamaJokes kuphela kufacebook, kodwa iqiniso yikuthi injongo yami is more than that. uJesu wathi esevukile ebonakala kubafundi bakhe wabayala ukuthi benze izizwe zonke zibe ngabafundi, mina lawe silomlandu wokuhambisa umlayezo kaThixo ezizweni zonke. Abazalwane abanengi bathi ifacebook yinto yezweni. Angeke ngibaphikise but mina angivumi. Izwi leNkosi vele kumele liye kulabo abasebuthakathaka, abasesemnyameni coz yibo abalidingayo. Uyabe umgezisani umntwana nxa engaba evele e clean kanti? Omelwe yikugeza ngongcolileyo, thus y loJesu wayehamba ebonakala engena ezindlini zezoni. Kufabeook ayikho leyodwa iPost eCopyright protected, there is no copying iStatus somuntu, its SHARING.

Ma ubala this message ungakaphendukeli eNkosini azi ukuthi iNkosi isikukhethile already, kusele nje ukuthi uvume. Ngokwenkonzo yebo mina ngingumpostoli, lawe ngikubizela ekukhanyeni okunjalo, kodwa wena ma ungayithandi le inkonzo ngikubizela noma yiphi inkonzo oyibona ikulungele, as long kutshunyayelwa ukuthi uJesu uyinkosi. Okubalulekile kimi ukuthi nawe uyithole insindiso.

Ngiyakucela ukuthi SHARE this status in yo wall and sizobonwa ngabanengi engingafinyelelanga kibo mina, izwi lokuphila lizafinyelela emiphefumulweni elidingayo.

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“Kusamele sihlangane nje kungenalutho”
Kusho I-family yakho ikhohlisana nomngcwabo.

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Usathi ulwela iSpace sok’hlala eBusini Bavele bathi ‘ mnikeni iHalls yoooh singaze sife

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Whites : Nice Jacket
Whites : Thank You
Blacks : Nice jacket
Blacks : R2000 cabanga

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Avekunzima uma ungasebenzi abantu bakuthathisa okwesilima nje, ngisho usiza awubongwa, yonke into oyenzayo ayinakwa yikho abanye bezinikela emajikini nje

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Yazi ngifuna ukuyeka insangu
Bese ngqala I business
Ley mbuzi zamaqanda

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Oke Ubuze intomb Yakho Ukuth “Bbe Why uhlezi ugqoke ibh’lukwe”
Yazii Ifihleni?
Ifihle Ukhwekhwe

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INKONDLO YAMI YESiSWATI. SBUMBU UMNANDZI Sbumbu ungushukela sbumbu ungu sawoti, sbumbu ukufa sbumbu ukuphila Ngubani longa kwati wena nebubi bakho, ngubani longa bati bunandzi bakho. Sbumbu unisive sigcwele umhlaba wonkhe, sbumbu uneti dvumbu umhlaba wonkhe . Ngubani loku beka licala awati lutfo wena, awcali muntfu wena. Uyimvu yenkhosi. UBUNANDZI BEMHLABA Bagcwele ema jele ngawe Sbumbu, bakudla ngenkhani batsi aba nandzaba nedi bangeva lobu nandzi bakho Sbumbu umnandzi wenta indvodza isangane, iti khohlwe neli bito layo. Sbumbu umnandzi uyafutfumala. Maye!!!Sbumbu lapho undlula khona ushiya tindvuku timile Wena uvusa tindvuku letilele time ntsii njenge mphimbo wendlula mitsi SBUMBU UYASHELELA, SBUMBU UYI NDLOVUKAZI, SIVE NGESAKHO. Bona LABAKUTSANDZA COBO BATE BAKU KHOTSE BAKU KHOTSISISE SBUMBU💔😿😍😁😁 GIVE ME A BELLS
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Thee Introverted Mbalz Nkowcie

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Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.

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At work
Whites: Has the boss arrived yet?
Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?

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uJesu wafela izono zethu, thina sifela amaChina. Kuzomele sifakwe nathi eBhayibhelini.
KwaBase-South Africa.

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