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Kuthiwa eyama Doda ayipheli,
kodwa buka thina sesiphelelwe Utshwala.

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Wena awuve ukuthanda okuza ngakuwe, nje ngoba usebenzisa amandla abanye abantwana. Nabo balambe esiswini. Yeka ukuba selfish.

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Ex: Why ungawaphenduli ama calls ami?

Me: I dont have airtime!!

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Skebhe : baby come to my place tonight, otherwise

Zodwa : what?

Skebhe : ngidl’upolony

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp

SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑

But It’s None Of My Business

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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂

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Umuntu akubize nge toolbox engenamathuluzi. Yena ahlulwe ukunginika the necessary tools and see ke ukuthi uzokwenzani ngawo. Haiy, aningizwa nina.

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Majita…I cherry iyanikwa ifon bakit📱bes u lock🔒gallery.. messages,contact..phones Facebook n WhatsApp🙄🙄mayeybuz💁uth uykhohliwe

Asamb zax🚶…..

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Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”

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Umuntu akuphule inhliziyo uze ukhumbule leya sign esesangweni lakubo ethi bhasobha inja ubuye umnqondo ukuth kwakushiwo yena

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I Wonder How It Feels To Be
.
Winnie Madikizela Mandela😟
.
Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet 😅

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Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

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Ngikwethemba impela kodwa umlomo wakho ay awuthembeki ,
into ephuma kuwo,shintsha mtakababa

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Dear Debonairs,

Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.

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