Nqizwe bathi ama panty eLace are not for everyone ,
lezi ezinqa shavi kuba nqathi utshani obuvele ku pavement
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Nqizwe bathi ama panty eLace are not for everyone ,
lezi ezinqa shavi kuba nqathi utshani obuvele ku pavement
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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
I AFCON ISIFIKILE ASAZI!
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Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi
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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp
SENZO :ukhona wena
yaz uyshimele
But It’s None Of My Business
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Usathi uzenza into ekhuthele emcimbini uvele uwise itende
Samukelo khumalo
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Quote of The Day:
Kambe ngahluleka ukuyeka ipipi bethi line Edzi…
sengingayeka iPalony ngoba ine Listiriosis leyo?
Ayi, abame kancane
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Lonyaka sizahamba ngamazwani ngokufuthelwa hikuhlakula plus lockdown
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Yaah..Yabona-ke today, ur gorgeous.Zonke izikhathi uke ugqoke engathi ilabo mama abadlala uMshayina.Abahlezi behlangahlangene
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U Jub Jub kshoth akaholi kuyajola Nine nine neh.
Ngisho ngoba naku phela sekathi Ndikhokhele bawo
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Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time.
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma.
Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti
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Niyamazi Nje Nina Lo Muntu Ovele Ame Eceleni Kombhede Uma Kucinywe Ugesi?
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Asakhona lamantombazane asadlisa i team. Umuntu mayeshelwa athi “I have a boyfriend”
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Vulani uMetro FM, u Michael Jackson uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!
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