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Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.



Umzulu ulele ngaphansi kwemoto uyayikhanda
kuvele kuqhamuke umsuthu abingelele
Msuthu : Dumela ntate
Umzulu : soxabana wayidumisa mhlathi
kanyoko

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhonaโ€ฆ
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to itโ€ฆ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
I donโ€™t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali


Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, ๐Ÿ› awumkhuze ngizwe.

Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA


Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?


Some people think ukhumbulโ€™ekhaya is a Joke
โ€œIโ€™m Miriam iโ€™m 85years bengicela ukhumbulโ€™ekhaya andkhangelise uMama wanโ€ imagine

Ave eyinkinga umuntu ofuna uname mhla kuneme yena,kudlulele ke makuzoba owesifazane kuvele kubeyinkinga nje, ay futhi bandla!!!

Ningazopholisa amaseko angaze engabe esaphuzeka๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Muntu a hambe aye goli at masebona umthembu umuzwe sethi nali thembeni๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


I Wonder How It Feels To Be
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Winnie Madikizela Mandela๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet ๐Ÿ˜…


Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi โ€ฆ
Its okey daddy Iโ€™ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it

Mawungidinga uyangithola. Kodwa wena mangikudinga uhlezi upheka. Decide ukuthi uyajola noma ufuna ukuba uChef.

Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin ๐Ÿš noma ngithi ukulinda kancane ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿค”?