Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.
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Umzulu ulele ngaphansi kwemoto uyayikhanda
kuvele kuqhamuke umsuthu abingelele
Msuthu : Dumela ntate
Umzulu : soxabana wayidumisa mhlathi
kanyoko
Ngicela abazokhala emngcwabeni wami bakhale kule post manje,
ngifuna ukubala ama-plate
The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhonaโฆ
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to itโฆ๐๐
I donโt care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali
Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, ๐ awumkhuze ngizwe.
Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA
Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?
Some people think ukhumbulโekhaya is a Joke
โIโm Miriam iโm 85years bengicela ukhumbulโekhaya andkhangelise uMama wanโ imagine
Ave eyinkinga umuntu ofuna uname mhla kuneme yena,kudlulele ke makuzoba owesifazane kuvele kubeyinkinga nje, ay futhi bandla!!!
Ningazopholisa amaseko angaze engabe esaphuzeka๐๐๐๐๐๐
Muntu a hambe aye goli at masebona umthembu umuzwe sethi nali thembeni๐๐๐
Guys idayiswa kuphi charger ye relationship
naku eyami isithi 5% remaining
I Wonder How It Feels To Be
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Winnie Madikizela Mandela๐
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Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet ๐
Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi โฆ
Its okey daddy Iโve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
Mawungidinga uyangithola. Kodwa wena mangikudinga uhlezi upheka. Decide ukuthi uyajola noma ufuna ukuba uChef.
Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin ๐ noma ngithi ukulinda kancane ๐๐ค?