Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑
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Ngiyavuma nizongiphuzisa namuhla, kodwa musani ukungisabisa ngokuthi: “Sizokushiya uma uphapha
Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏
Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.
Wena????
Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
Kazi laba abahlale bethi baze balithwala idombolo isuke ikhona yini inyama yembuzi, ngoba alihambi lodwa lihamba nayo
KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
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Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye
Umuntu akubize nge toolbox engenamathuluzi. Yena ahlulwe ukunginika the necessary tools and see ke ukuthi uzokwenzani ngawo. Haiy, aningizwa nina.
Bese uthi unendoda lento efuna present nge birthday yayo..yaz awukho serious sistaz!!
Yaz uth usuymisele
kuth vosho😂😂😂
mina ngabaleka😂
her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
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UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi
Ayangixaka AMA 2000🤔lifike lizithuthe lijike lizifihle ubuso nge emoji…….”Yin’ndaba ukhohlwe ukufaka I makeup yin??”🤷♂️🤷♂️
Dark skinned Girls are soo
jealous of light skinned chicks
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uzwa bathi “she’s not beautiful, its the colour, imagine her with dark skin uzobona mubi kanjani”
Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂
Ngitha ukuhlale ngizihlekela angithandi umuntu ongiphoxayo ngoba nam angiphoxi muntu engikuzele lana ukuzojabula ngoba ngizenge data lam futhi ngizophuma ngalo angilikweleti ilobude obukade ubufuna noma ngiyephambili
Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨