Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno
ao tlhakatlhakana nkare Sunday kos
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Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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Some lady in a taxi just saw her boyfriend walking with some girl,
she opened the window and screamed “Nizonya nina nobabili”
“Nizonya masimbenu” , “driver misa lemoto” ,
“Weh driver ngithe yima nawe mdidi wakho
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Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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Ngelinye ilanga umfana uyokubheka emehlweni athi: “Wesisi wabantu, angikucelanga ukuthi ungibekezelele!”
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Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽
Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.
Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”
Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”
Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”
Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.
Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭
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Angeke ulungise i-relationship kawu-4, 💔 siphe ithuba nathi singene.
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“Babe are you a virgin?”
Umbona ngaleyo question ukuthi lokhu kusase yisdididi nyana🙄
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wenzani uDraw’iAttention nah!?😕
:- Ngidraw’iAttention mina!!… ung’bona ng’pheth’ipen ne Drawing Board la!?😬
#Eish..
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To us, esilokhu sithe WOW, kuyoze kushone ilanga.
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Her: babe useThswaleni🍺?
Me: No✋ ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini
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U-Dr Malinga uthi senza njani kulo nyaka? 🤔
Ukhona osezwile?
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Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!
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Igama la Amahle uma umbheka kbukeka lingaphelele ngendlela amubi ngayo.
Wothi ngiloqedele – Amahlephuhlephu
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