Lomuntu oshintshele ugogo I ringtone ngo R250 Komsiza singahlanganie
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Lomuntu oshintshele ugogo I ringtone ngo R250 Komsiza singahlanganie
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Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum
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Ngizama ukitshala ama curry leaves la egcekeni manje angazi kumele ngifake u curry ongakanani emhlabathini. Ngicela ningisize. (*Zwe, ekhathazekile*)
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If unenkinga Nam khulum uyek ukfela ngaphakath njengemoto
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Afike umuntu esenjeee
kuwena mase ethi”Akanaso Isikhathi sokudlala yena usefuna umendo.Kodwa esenje
e
kodwa.Sthule syabukela njalo.Avele athi”Now I want to settle down
. Uxakeke ukuthi lo settle down oyizi mbobo mbobo mbobo mbobo….
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Ngizwe.
Boy – BBY U special
Girl – Kuphi shoprite or boxer ?
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Boyze:Baba yini ikaka yenkomo ?
Baba: yibulongwe fanami.
Boyze: Baba yini eyenkukhu?
Baba: Yibudoriro mntanami !
Boyze: eyembuzi yona?
Baba: Zingqathayi fana wami.
Boyze: Ngubani uMongameli waseCongo ?
Baba: Yho hayi angimazi .
Boyze: Owase Germany yena ngubani?
Baba: Naye angimazi ngitsho nix nix .
Boyze: Kanti Baba ngabe kukhona okunye okwaziyo ngaphandle kothuvi ,ngoba ngathi uqhaphele ukunya nje kuphela
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After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
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Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa even when they are wearing makeup
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Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa
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Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho ungaboni phone yakho
and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe
uthi uya slide uthole kune Password
uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love
” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”
kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass
phansi
uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe
Shareit nguwe
Gallery kugcwele wena
ku Facebook nguwe
Bio nguwe
Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo
Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac
uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love
Awh Jesssoooo
_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni
Unye Nyii
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Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile
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Uthi uyagibela etaxini ubone ijezi lakho ubaba wentombi yakho
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Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek
we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too
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Mxm umuntu enuka umlomo ajike asondele ebuswen bam angbuze ukuth ngyayaz yin lengoma ethi HUUUUUUUUUUUU??
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Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani
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