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Omunye Umbona Ezihambela Kathi Le body ayiwazi ama Corn Flakes

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Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters

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I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.

2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …

3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.

4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.

5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.

6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.

7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏

8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.

9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.

10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.

11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.

12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽‍💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽‍💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽

Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho

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“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”

Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo

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Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

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U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

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UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?

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Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?

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Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman

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Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:

Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda❓
Omama🙍🏽👩🏽: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure🤔?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor🙏🏽
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 📱ethi “I love you”😍…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 💦💦🌦☁🌨🌨⛈⛈⛈

1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 😳
2. Ufunani lamuhla? ☹
3. Wrong number 🙅🏽‍♂
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 😡
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 😥
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la😡😡
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 🙄
8. Udakiwe🤔
9. Uyangihlolela 😕
10. Hamba khatshana le 🖕🏽
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 👗😒
12. Uyahlanya 😠
13. Uyaphupha yini? 😴
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka🚶🏽
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?⚰

Lesson: Always love your spouse

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U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku lu🍠🍆ifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe

Girl: weMah, ngekukholwe
Mah:wozanazo ntanam kunjani eThekwini
Girl:ngithole indoda entsha ntsha nepipi yakhe ibingakavulwa isaku plastic…..

……..Girl akayazi condom………

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“Isikole esinjani sona lesi?” 🤨

Kusho mina ngihlulwa i-homework yengane.

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I pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha😤

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When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba

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Impela ezulwini ziyabuya kukhona uVelaphii no Sdumo noBhongo
noJesu uhleka kakhulu aze akhohlwe izono zethu..😂

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Uyazi Ngidinga bonke engangidlala labo amatope besithi ngingubaba bona bangomama…..ngfuna ukubuza ukuthi babe serious yini siphinde

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