Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”
Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”
Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔
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Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽
God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”
“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.
If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli
Whites : she has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ intsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin
Kk kit Kat etc 😁
Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔
Lathini kuwe ijuba sebelicuthile phambili? Kimi lafona lathi: “Bengikubulisa, phela asixabananga.
Mzukwane bengibamba inkunzi baqeda bathi “Awujaive sbone awukwatanga”
Sorini kancane 🙏ngyazi ni busy
☝️Ikhona yin indawo edayisa utshwala nge Medical Aid la KwaMashu ??
Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.
Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌
Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
Kwathi ngenye iday ngigibel tax nomxhosa bembuza kth uzokwehlaphi wezwakala esememeza plus esebeack seat wathi ishaye driver uzobona masendehla😂
In English:Wife material😋😊
In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi
Ladies, ake sithi i-girlfriend allowance ngu-R2000:
1. Unomkhaba minus (-) R500
2. Ugqoka size 6+ 👠 minus (-) R500
3. Unamabele amancane minus (-) R500
4. Unesishwapha minus (-) R500
Ungathola malini ngenyanga?