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Guys I Think It’s About Time That We Tell Ama2000 That “K.O” Used To Be On A Wheelchair.
And LoCherry Bekahamba Naye Ushonile
Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. π π π
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.
Yazi ngifuna ukuyeka insangu
Bese ngqala I business
Ley mbuzi zamaqanda
Mbali : Ngcela ungiphathele into edliwayo.
Mlungisi : Ngiyoyifakha kanjani iPirates yonke emotwen minaπ€ππ
Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokileπ
βNgiyayβthanda leyongubo kodwa le eyakadoti le eyasestoloβ πΆ πΌ π΅
Happy Sunday boNtanga
Asilungise la bahlali:
Quit = khwith
Quiet = khwayeth
Quite = khwayth
UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
Men don’t tell when they are hurt,
they just dedicate a song like
“ibuhlung intliziyo yam by Zahara thou”…
Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
Wabhodla π€’ uSisi π©π» wase-Ladies House π etekisini, π salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” ππ» Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. π€
Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.
I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: πππ
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! πππ
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!
Asibonge i RG umsizi wabo bonke aba ncancathekile ku le lockdown
phambili RG phambili
IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!