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Indoda yangempela ayinandaba nokuthi iPenty liyafana noBra 👙 okubalulekile kuyo ukuthi ikuku🍑 iyahambisana yini ne date of birth.👊

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wuuuu ngabe uZodwa Wabantu bekal’gcokile yini iphenti ku funeral ya ManZuza no Smangele?????

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👩‍🦳:Haiybo Spha, Makhelwane, usuyahamba sesiphaka🍛?
🧔:Lutho anghambi neze, Ngyolanda isitsha sami sincane lesi.

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Niyakhumbula ngithi I cants leave without him 😔♥️.

Well sengiyaliva bantase😣!

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Her : Baby Ngizoba Njan Without Ih Make’Up 😊
Me : Uzoba Single Sthandwa Saam

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I wonder lomuntu owenza upolony ubeyiround wayecabanga ukuthi ama corner esinkwa siwadle nani.

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Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 😂 😂 😂.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.

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“Sthandwa sami, this is my male bestie.” Lapho usho umuntu onama-lips a-pink ongawacabuza kwawena mjita.

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Yaz uth uyayhambela nje uzwe umthakathi ongumakhelwane esethi “Hau yaz kade ngingaz ukuth usebuyil, kodwa isazobonana

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Uyamazi umuntu ononya. Ngoba nakhu ukhaviwe uyena, ngokukhwehlela nje kule covid LOCKDOWN amemeze athi”Vuma uhambe ungagolozi, vuma uye ekhaya EZulwini kuwe baba. Ngemali nje yepolicy aseyifuna manje.

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👶Baba une phone call
🧔Ubani?
👶USbongile
🧔Mfana wam, omunye okhuluma kuze kushone ilanga ngizomfonela late Mangithola ithuba.

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Utsi uvakashela isthandwa sakho uvele uwise igede lakubo nge mistake

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Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude

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Ngicela ukubuza kuwe ntombi yami.
Kufikaka kanjan kuwena uma bengibiza ngesishimane?🙄

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Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???

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