KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
.
Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye

Imnandi impela ukuthi yabekwa kubantu abanomona futh abayikhulumelayo

Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.

*esho ekhomba*

Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”

Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya

Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.

Lento yenu yokushintsha uPende ngoDecember siyadideka mese sibuya sidakiwe

When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba