Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle

BOY: I love you babie. GIRL: ngiyakusa ngaphi ungela mali BOY: So ucabanga ukuthi nga ngile mali ngingafuna wena mina? Continue Reading..

At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my brother called my phone to ask who killed the chicken at Continue Reading..

U Poste umama wakho ubone ngomashonisa a commenta “Awutshele leso sgebengu sibambe ifoni”

Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto.Uwu Bab’doti.

Black people “Sifun’ izindlu ay-ay,ay. Sifuni ugwaqo ay-ay,ay. Ningadakela thina, ngingasho kanjani ukuthi nifuna izindlu maqede nithi ” ay-ay,ay

Dear Nguni people when you say ”izolo” do you mean yesterday or insangu??? Yours MoNgwato PHUTHI

After being robbed: . White people: Are you okay? Black people: Baphi?