When you Fail in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT

Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.

SIKUJWAYELE LOKHU NJENGABANTU ABAMNYAMA:
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1. Silobole kuphele 5 years, umshado dololo.
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2. Abazihluphi nge-divorce, they just separate for the rest of their lives.
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3. Bahlezi be-late emasontweni, emsebenzini and everywhere else ngaphandle uma kuyiwa ebumnandini, especially when “Club entry is free before 11pm.”
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4. I-Diabetes siyibiza ngoshukela.
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5. I-toothpaste yonke ekhona ibizwa nge-Colgate.
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6. Ubathola be-driver imoto etown, ivuliwe amawindi ngisho kuthiwa liyana ngoba befuna ukubonwa or umuntu abamaziyo khona bezombingelela.
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7. Emicimbini baswenka beconse khona bezobukwa, kodwa abafiki nazipho (presents).
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8. Umndeni nomndeni kuba khona isihlobo esine-criminal record.
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9. Uma befa bashiya izikweletu, engabe bashiya amafa.
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10. Uma bephukelwe yifriji balenza ikhabethe.
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11. Uma begugelwe yiphentihosi balenza iduku.
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12. Ushaye u-callback uthi ungibhazile.
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13. Ugugelwe yithawula ulenze isikorobho.
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14. Isitsha se-Rama siphatha ngaso ukudla emsebenzini.
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15. Steelwool senziwe u-cricket.
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16. Umbhede usekwe ngezitini.
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17. Ibhodlela le-mayonnaise siliphendula ibhodlela likasawoti kumbe lika-curry powder.
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18. Sigeza sizikhuhle ngesaka lama-orintshi.
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19. Ama-corn flakes kuthiwa ama-Kellogs.
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20. RSVP, asiyazi leyo nto. It’s either siyafika or asifiki, usuyobona nawe.
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21. Sithenga izicathulo ezibizayo bese sihlobisa nge-cardboard lakhona.
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22. Container ye-yoghurt 1kg uma isiphelile sifaka kuyo steelwool, skirpoto nensipho yokugeza izitsha.
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23. Isaka lempuphu liphenduka ivovo lokuvova utshwala besintu.
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24. Isigubhu se-Powerade siphatha ngaso i-juice esikoleni. (Phika phela)
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25. Isigubhu sika-2 litha we-juice/wamasi sifaka kuso imbiza yokuchatha.
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26. Uma kuphela impuphu sibiyele ingadi ngesaka lempuphu.
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FAKA OKWAKHO NAWE SIHLEKE SONKE

Ladies sometimes you have to surprise your mother-in-law and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wa hao o ja fresh jwang!!”

We hurt loyal girls and keep hoes happy.
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Singama sende yaz