Kulamanye marelationship
Alikho litsandzo but the car keep it going 😃😂
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Kulamanye marelationship
Alikho litsandzo but the car keep it going 😃😂
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Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.
😂😂😂
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(FB Post ka Nzuzo Cele)
Kuno stepfather abayolanda ama report namhlanje ey😅ngoba amantombazane izinja. Kodwa nani bafana khemani mani nivumelani ukuyothethiselwa izingane eningazizali😂
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Ngithimina nhithengele umama ipizza mangifika ekhaya neppizza wavele watching angisidli isikhokho engingasazu
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Ngifuna ukubhala T-shirt yami 👕 ukuthi: “Ngeke ube um🔜 njenge-family.” Bese ngiyifaka uma kunomsebenzi
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Umthande umenzele everybody yena adlale ngama lips wakho💔😂
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Ugogo kaWinnie Khumalo wamnika i-advice wathi: “Winnie mntanam’. Winnie mntanami, mntanami, mntanami.”
Nathula as a country? 🤔
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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”
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Uzwe uthabo akhulumela phasi ema kulen kan thengisa ukatsu😂😂
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Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.
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Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la
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INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE:
1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call it a PHONE, sino-20 years yafika le nto eMzansi and wonke umuntu uyazi usuke ukhuluma ngani.
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2. Laphaya kwi-voice mail yakho asisekho isidingo sokuziqopha ukhulume 90 seconds wonke usitshela ukuthi senzeni, isibonelo nje: “Sawubona, ukhuluma noMdelwa. Ngibhizi njengamanje, ngicela ushiye umlayezo noma igama nesibongo nenombolo yakho yocingo ngizokufonela back, wara wara wara…”
Lalela, sesiyakwazi lokho! Shiya i-voice mail elula ezothatha 5 seconds, “Hello, uMdelwa lo. Uyazi kumele wenzeni. Bye.”
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3. On a dropped call, lona ofonile nguyena okumele afone futhi. Uma senifona nobabili kanye kanye azongena kwi-voice mail amafoni enu bese nithi i-network iyabheda kanti yinina enibhedayo. Futhi ukulinda 5 seconds after a dropped call angeke kunisize ngalutho ngoba nizofonelana kanye kanye iphinde ingene kwi-voice mail ifoni. Bottom line: ofonile nguye okumele afone futhi if a call is dropped.
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4. Uma seniphinde naxhumana futhi, asikho isidingo sokumosha u-two minutes wonke nichazelana ukuthi bekungani kungasafoneki. We get it, 20 years awumncane neze afika amafoni eMzansi. Sesiyazi, vele uhlale odabeni wena ofonile.
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5. Le ndaba ka-“No, you hang up first.” Nomunye athi, “No, you called me. You hang up first!”
Kuzomele iphele leyo nto, ngale kwalokho ningiphe le airtime enidlala ngayo ngoba mina I am budget savvy.
I’ll be back soon nezindlela ezilula zokuvalelisa ocingweni ezingachithi isikhathi.
That’s it from me, ubhuti Admin.
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Uma kungathiwa wonke amadoda aya empini,mubheka nje ubae wakho angabuya empini??😂😂
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Advice me please
😒Ngabe kuwrong ukugqoka izimpahla zikamufi esaphila? 😏🤷♂️
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Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.
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