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mese nilibele ni post iythombe
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Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters
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I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.
2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …
3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.
4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.
5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.
6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.
7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏
8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.
9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.
10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.
11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.
12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽
Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho
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Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho😂😖🙈
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A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
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Mntase ufuna kuze kunyuke amagama ukuze uyibone ba iphelile irelationship?
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Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣
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Gents👊 please Condomise izintombi zenu zilala nabantu abagulayo for Imali🤞💔, nizogula Niziphethe Kahle😢🚶
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Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”
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Whites. He is very rich.
Black’s. Kuyafana uzofa ayishiye.
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“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏
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Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
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Did u knw: ukuthi kunezinhlobo zabakhuthuzi.
Abakhuthuzi bemali mase kuba
Abakhuthuzi bemendo yabanye.
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When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsApp📱Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “Looool😂😂😂😂Please SEND”
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If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali
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White :I’m Electrician
BLACK:Mabakhulum nga gez basho mine
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Akulanto ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthwe sudlile wena ungadlanga .
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