Masepa Is Everything In South Africa….
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You’re Beautiful – O Etsa Masepa..
You’re Ugly – O Bifile Masepa…
Bad Person – O Masepa A Motho…
You’re Great – O Masepa…
Don’t Want Apologies – Sorry Ya Masepa…
Talk Crap – O Bolela Masepa….
Driving A Nice Machine – Transi Ya Daiman E Masepa…
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Nou ke sure O Tshega Masepa😄
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Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”
Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐
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Haiy, uyangilandela shame, nawe usukwiTelegram. nakwi BBM kwakunguwena. Bangakhi abangani bakho oza nabo laaa.
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Ngitha ukuhlale ngizihlekela angithandi umuntu ongiphoxayo ngoba nam angiphoxi muntu engikuzele lana ukuzojabula ngoba ngizenge data lam futhi ngizophuma ngalo angilikweleti ilobude obukade ubufuna noma ngiyephambili
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Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?
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Uthi uyadlula nendoda yakho emfishane ngase Creche uzwe ngengane sezimemeza zithi
“weMisi !! Misi!!!! nang omunye sebaleka”
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TJOOOOOO! … KUNZIMA KULOMSHAYELI:
Intokazi ephethe amabhokisi amabili e-pizza ingene etek’sini yaqonda esihlalweni esingemuva. Umshayeli wetek’si akazange ay’linde nokuthi ihlale phansi, wavele wamemeza: 🗣”Noma ungaya esihlalweni esisemuva wesisi kodwa uzowakhokhela lawo maTILES!!”… 🤔🤔
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Dear future wife
Don’t worry about children
Ngizoza nabo
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Sthandwa sami kule weekend ekhaya kunomsebenzi
OK sthandwa since nginga sebenzi usho kuthi ngifake I CV ?
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Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬
Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
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Female jokes zindala zombili waphela umchilo sekafikile umokoti mnikazi wendawo
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Bathi ikorobela awusavele udliswe Yona nje, usuzitholele Wena yona Ku oven🍎
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Umuntu olele manje unesbindi😢 ulala kanjan kunomgodi ombiwe ongenamnikazi nje,🤔 hlampe usulala unomphela
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Kuthwa omunye ubaba wayelenhliziyo embi so uNkulunkulu wathi kuye qamba into ofuna ngkwenzele yona then umakhelwane wakho ngzomenzela double of whatever ozabe ukuqambile ubaba lwana wacabanga imota wabona ukuthi umakhelwane wakhe uzathola 2 wathi ngitsho wacabanga indlu wabona futhi ukuthi akwenzi wathi hayi Nkulunkulu ngcono ungkhiphe ilihlo
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Sebenza ube nokwakho uyeke ukusongela abantu uthi, “Kophela Sofana”
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uth unendoda lento esaba
Polony izincamele kudla igwinya
skoon ngoba ingekho mali
ka cheese
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