Majita, njengoba kuthiwa siyizinja, mina nginguBobby, wena ungubani? 🤔

“Ingenile?” Ya.

“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.

“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.

“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.

“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.

“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.

Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.

Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.

They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.

They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.

The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.

If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?

Once wathi: “Ungangizwa kabi.” ngivele ngikuzwe kabi same time.

Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

Mina angeke ngikhontrolwe yikhalenda, never! 🤚🏽
Futhi nje, happy Valentine’s Day bathandi bamahlaya esiZulu.