Corona virus thatha wonke ama yellow bone”😲asazi kwabangcobisayo
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You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”
U Jub Jub kshoth akaholi kuyajola Nine nine neh.
Ngisho ngoba naku phela sekathi Ndikhokhele bawo🙄🤷♀️
Uthi udlula ngase KFC nendoda yakho yaseMzimkulu uyizwe ithi “engath bengasbiza basiphe izikhumba 😋”🤣🤣
Kuyiqinisokanti ukuthi Uma ungenayo inzalo nezingane zakho azibinayo 🙄?
MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”
GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”
Siyazi ukuthi uBabakhe akaMondli,,
Kodwaa Mqeze phelaa Abemuhle!!
Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman
“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”
MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!
Selokhu ngayeka insangu, sengicabanga izinto ezijulile.
What if February usho ukuthi feba unga-worry?
Ufunani kumuntu wami?”
Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu
Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬
Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
Nawe unaye lomngani ovele uhluleke nawukuzibamba mawumbona,
uvele uthi:”Nanka lamasimba”.
Yabona umuntu umnike ilolly Pop njee avele angayiniki thuba ayihlafune.Ubona kahle ukuthi ilenhlobo ukubekezela engakwazi.
Angyazike ke leeh.uDolly no Cyntha baqale istokofela😂 ukuze bakhokhele inkabi ezobulala uSophie.
iPerfume yePLAYBOY
KwaNongoma ibhalwe,
‘DLALA MFANA’