Kuwele impukane emanzini okugeza manje ngihle ngawachitha wonke angifuni zinto zobutshapha. Ngizogeza kusasa.
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👵:Makoti
👰:Mah!
👵:Thatha u cucumber ubonise ingane zamii kuthy waw’thola knjn umshado..🙄🤗
👰:Ohky Mah😊uthatha lo🍆um’bambe kanjer👌umufake la👄nice n slowly, in n out😋den shake it lyk a dice🎲😽
👵:Aii Makoti man🙆min ngisho I saladii unjan kan wEa🙄🤔
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Umuntu ashaye igirl friend yami ngempama aqede azobuzamina ukuthi nginenkinga yini.
Haiybo! Ngingenaphi mina?
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Today Ngibone Inja 🐕 Ishayiswe Imoto 🚗 Ngasho Ngenhliziyo Ngathi “Ya Neh Siyaphela Singamadoda” 🙆🏽♂️
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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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Uzwe omakhelwane bexabana😭 uthi uvula iwindi bathi “surprise Ndabeni”
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Girl : babe vuka uyemsebenzini!
Boy: Angisebenzi mina, bengifuna ungiqome njee!
Girl :😫😫!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nyaa went for hunting and caught a deer.When he got home he decided to cook it without saying wat animal meat he was cooking. During supper one of the kids asked “baba yinyama bani le?” Nyaa started laughing. He replied.”yinyama engibizwa ngayo ngumama wenu.” B4 he even finished the older one screamed to the younger one ” Mchatheni khafula “Ngumgodoyi
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Doctor: ngingak’siza ngani?😊
Patient: nginenkinga yok’khohlwa..
Doctor: icale nin lenkinga?😊
Patient: yiph’inkinga?😠
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Waliwe indoda enempandla.Njalo umu ucwecwa amazambane, sisho isililo😂😂😂😂
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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New Pregnancy Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele
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UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY
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Nongoma be like…
Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧
aibo weNongoma
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Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card 😭
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After a good night:
White ladies: Thanks a lot dear it was a marvelous nyt.
Black ladies: eishhhh umuntu nxa esuka lapha mele ayedlula eSalon.
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