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URamaphosa sceĺa anyuse phela imali yamaPhara kunini aqala ukcela oR2 namanje kusayibo oR2 hhay bazoteleka pheĺa labantu.



Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”

Ngwanyana wa mopostolo ase sfebe ,
gea jola lwena ojola lwena ole 1 kaore ko
krekeng baba rutile go draya plek e1

I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake


uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔

Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲


Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.


Kuwele impukane emanzini okugeza manje ngihle ngawachitha wonke angifuni zinto zobutshapha. Ngizogeza kusasa.

Dear Coca-Cola

Ngithi anginazise ukuthi laba bantu enibasebenzisa kwizikhangisi zenu bayangichaza. Indlela abalibamba ngalo ibhodlela leCoke elibanda mpo, nendlela abalivula ngalo bese bephuza mlibe sengathi yikameli lasogwadule iSahara. Baphuza bankunkuluze ngebhodlela bephakamise ubuso kancane sakubheka elangeni, amehlo evaliwe kamnandi, begwinya lesi siphuzo imiphimbo yabo inyakaza kamnandi ngomgqigqo engihluleka ngisho ukuwuchaza. Bese bethatha ikhefu babuke ibhodlela ngamehlo anothando bemamatheka, basuke lapho belesule umjuluko ngesithupha.

Cha, nami-ke ngiyile esitolo ngafike ngacela iCoke ebandayo. Ngendlela ebengome ngayo, bengizimisele ukuyiphuza kube sengathi ngishutha isikhangisi seCoca-Cola lesi esengisichazile ngenhla. Bengizoyiphuza sengathi ngiphuza amanzi emva kokuzivocavoca kanzima ejimini.

Hhayi-ke, ngibe sengihlala phansi ebhentshini eduze kwesitolo ngase ngilivula ibhodlela lami. Ukube bekukhona ongibonayo, ubengafunga agomele ukuthi ngishutha isikhangisi sonyaka! Besingakawi naphansi isivalo, kodwa ngikutshela ukuthi ibhodlela bese ngilixhumile kowami umlomo. Ngizamile ukuyinkunkuluza (njengalabo bantu benu engibabona kwizikhangisi), kodwa ngasheshe ngaxhilwa amagwebu engingazi ukuthi aqhamukephi. Le Coke yenu, igcine seyiphuma ngamakhala kanti futhi enye ingene ngomgudu o-wrong yafika emaphashini. Ngikhwehlele kwaze kwacishe ukuphuma inhliziyo, nomphefumulo wami bese ngithi uyaphuma impela! Le system yami yokuphefumula ibihlangene nezimbila zithutha, inhliziyo yami bese isho ukuma nse. Amehlo ami kade esebomvu tebhu, izinyembezi zigeleza. Amakhala ami esemanzi amafinyila. Bese ngithi ngiyafa, umzimba wami ushukuma. Ubuso bami bonke, ihembe lami nebhulukwe emathangeni ngimanzi nte yile Coke. Amathe, amafinyila, nezinyembezi. Ukufa ngikubone ngamehlo, ithuna lami ngijike endleleni sengilibonile ngo-“see”. Leli kahle kahle yicala lokuzama ukubulala. Isikhubekiso soqobo empilweni yami.

Kuyayiwa kubo kaJesu ngiyanitshela! Liyothethwa leli cala. Ngethemba usathane ubhizi utheza izinkuni azonilothisa ngazo esihogweni ngoba liyonilahla leli cala.

Yimina owenu
(obengumthandi weCoca-Cola, but not anymore)


bamthethise u bbe wakho👨kubo wena usekameleni uyezwa usisi wakhe uthi wenziwa ilesalkazi asvalele ekameleni lakhe 😂😂😂🙊🙆😯😮


Asivale amehlo: “Ola, Jesu Bra yami! Ngizakuwe ngingenafokol ngizoringa nawe ukuthi kushubile elay’fini kuntswembu bra yam. Amajita aya khawathana, abanye ngapha baya bhodisana. Mina ngibonga i-protection os’gaya yona elke dag! Le outy abathi uSatan neskeem sayo bafuna ukus’lahlisa iside, but atleast wena uyaspana ngokusivikela, sure! Nguwe owanika u David ikrag yoku trapa u-Goliath! Nguwe owavaya namaGents akwa- Israel esgangeni banga khawathwa yi-niks!! Mara bra Jesu mpintshi’yami wabhodela ama-flop ethu, sorry nga-daai ding, uyang’thola? If mina nezimpintshi zami besikhona daar, besizothatha iside yakho skeem sam! Asseblief, ringa neGrootman lakho uJehova asixolele. Sicela i-Life egrand, inyuku e-baie, negawulo! Olla Bra yam, 8tada!! AMEN.

Sengize ngashwetswa ngesagile layikhaya bethi angphuthume ngyochelela imvula ingazi inethe


Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢

Meanwhile In Court

Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019

Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter

Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please

Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm