Dear Zulus
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson
A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!
Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away
:Makoti :Mah! :Thatha u cucumber ubonise ingane zamii kuthy waw’thola knjn umshado.. :Ohky Mahuthatha loum’bambe kanjerumufake lanice n slowly, in n outden shake it lyk a dice :Aii Makoti manmin ngisho I saladii unjan kan wEa