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1. Ungakujwayeli ukukhansela izinhlelo ngokusebenzisa i-SMS okukanye ama-ama-instant messaging services.

2. Uma uzithola umile usubuka ama-street performers noma yikuphi, ubophosa phela okuncane (noma u-R2 nje).

3. Uma utshelwe imfihlo, uyigcine.

4. Uma ukwazi ukwenza something, akusho ukuthi yenza, zithobe.

5. Uma uzovakasha, bazise labo ozobavakashela.

6. Ukuxhawula kungcono kabi kune-autograph.

7. Uma unabangani abasha, ungakhulumi ngabangani bakho abadala.

8. Awuzikhetheli igama lesidlaliso (nickname).

9. Uma ushada umuntu, khumbula ukuthi ushada nomndeni wakhe wonke.

10. Ungalokothi ubuze umuntu wesifazane ukuthi ngabe ukhulelwe yini.

11. Ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, yiba nesikhathi nomama wakho, okukanye umfonele. Ngusuku lwakhe olukhulu naye.

12. Uma uvula isipho/izipho, khumbula ukuthi akekho othanda umuntu oqagela ashaye emhlolweni.

13. Uma usulidlulisile iphuzu obufuna ukulicacisa, yekela ukukhuluma.

14. Vuma uma usephutheni.

15. Uma ucele ukusiza, ungayeki uma umsebenzi ungakapheli.

16. Mbuke emehlweni umuntu uma ubonga, okushoyo akuphume ngaphakathi kuwena.

17. Ungaphenduli umakhalekhukhwini uma nihleli kwi-dinner table.

18. Zifundise ukuzixolela wena ngamaphutha akho.

19. Yazi okungenani ihlaya elilodwa okuthi njalo uma ulixoxa liqhephule wonke umuntu ngohleko.

20. At least funda ukupheka that one good meal.

21. Funda ukushayela imoto ka-manual.

22. Akukho okubi ngokuya kwi-movie theatre uhamba wedwana.

23. Funda ukubamba ulaka lwakho.

24. Yazi usayizi wezimpahla zomuntu wakho.

25. Funda ukuba yi-good listener, hhayi ukulinda nje ithuba lokuthi nawe ukhulume.

26. Uma wenze isethembiso, sifeze.

27. Uma kungukuthi usafunda, ubozejwayeza ukuhlala phambili. Soon uzohluka kwabanye, hleze nezinga lokuphasa likhuphuke.

28. Uphathele umama wakho imithwalo, naye wakuthwala izinyanga ezinti *ephakamisa iminwe eminti*.

29. Uyibekezelele i-airport security, benza umsebenzi wabo.

30. Akungakhuzwa wena ngomsindo during a movie.

31. Khumbula, izinsizwa/izintombi zithanda umuntu ogezayo.

32. Uyilokhu okwenzayo, hhayi lokhu abakushoyo.

33. Funda ukushintsha ithayi lemoto, ungabi u-cheeseboy kumbe i-slay queen.

34. Uboke uhlale nje nogogo nomkhulu, lukhulu ongalufunda kubo.

35. Ungalahli ngewindi emotweni, faka esikhwameni uze uthole indawo ebekelwe ukulahla udoti.

36. Uma unosisi/bhuti wakho, zama ukwazi i-boyfriend/girlfriend yakhe. Sometimes your opinion is important.

37. Yazi amagama okuyiwona wona eculo lesizwe.

38. Kungenzeka umdanso wakho awukho ezingeni, kodwa kungcono ukuzenza wena isilima kunokuhlala nje wedwa ebhentshini ubuka abanye bezitshukutsha.

39. Yiba namaphupho, zazi ubhekephi.

Ake ngime la muzi wakwethu, sengikhathele uku-typer…

Kwaze kwangisiza ukubuyela kwinsangu, bheka nje sengibhala izinto ezi-right kanjani! 🙂

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Malume first time chatting on Facebook…
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Malume :Hello nephew
Tebza :Heita Malume
Malume :Hello nephew, can u hear me?

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Ime Kahl ngan yabant inking ifik ibe sebuswena

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•Her: Jason sengiyahamba bbe
•Me: Khona ama Topper aseFrijin, khipha awu2 ukhothe uCream bese uwabuyisele khona

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“Ngyaxolisa ukuba Iscefe Qhubeka Ney’ Ntombi Zakho💔” Aw Sukanin Madoda The Girls🤣

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Dear Bae
I will not be available for the whole month of December.
Ngiyo Twasa and phones dont work under water

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Uma ebulala ICockroach ngesi chathulo 👞 , uyi gay lowo

Indoda yangempela ifaka emlomeni idle😂

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Ngifonelwa ithisha uthi ingane Tami imudelelile manje uyayixosha ngibuze yenzeni, athi:
Thisha: Sihle ulaleleni eklasini Lami
Sihle: Ngilale wena menu
Thisha : iyadleka wena ngane uthi ulalele mina
Sihle: Angithi uyafundisa menu kanti kumele ngenze njani, ngingakulaleli?
YEHENI ISIZULU

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Gc nd Wandile

Bazobuya sebene cleavage✊😂
ey phela amabele guys😋

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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?

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You can’t even organise a suprise party with black people bazoya kuyena and say:
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“siyeza kwi Suprise party yakho next week”

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Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali.
Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula.
Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha.

What if isitho sangasese siyaluma?
No, no, no, no mngani, hamba uyogeza!
Ungazikhohlisi.

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