I was watching Friends Like These the other day
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So the guys went to Face 2 Face… They all had white chairs except for one friend…
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Dj SBU: Asim’ shiyeni Bafwethu, uzo understander
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Friends’ Hahaha siyam’ shiya
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Eish😢
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The nigga wasukuma… Went straight to the first guy
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“Ngicela iskipa Sam”
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😂😂😂👏
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Friend: Kabza kau, we on TV come on… Why wenza sow??
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The guy continued “Mfethu ngicela iskipa… Nihambeni kahle”
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😂😂
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Sisabhekile kanjalo, he went to the second guy
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“Manqoba… Ngicela iR300 yam mfethu… Ubungani buphelile”
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😂😂
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Dj SBU was just staring there laughing😂😂👏
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This nigga ubabambe ngama washin😂😂
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“Anihambi ninga ngiphanga izinto zam”
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😂😂😂
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The older one tried to talk to the nigga
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“Ndoda come on, this is childish”
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The nigga turned to him “Wena unga khulumi… Ngi frayza i-iron yasekhaya”
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😂😂👏 Live on television😂😂
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Dj SBU got worried and stopped laughing
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“Hai man boy, you’ll get your things. Why you humiliating your friends on TV??”
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“Wena Dj Sbu unga khulumi please… Uyazi angina bazali??😭”
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Eh I stopped laughing lapho😢
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Their other friend said “Let’s give it a try guys… We can’t leave him”
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The nigga turned to him “Kuzok’ siza loko… Cause nawe ngizofuna wonke ama shirt wam”
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😂😂😂
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Hebanna… Mxm that night… Friends Like These played for 2 hours😂😂
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We saw Andile for the first time that Saturday night😂
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Nigga kept saying “Anihambi ngingaka tholi izinto zam… You guys are fake friends…”
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Andile said “Is an opportunity of a lifetime” 😂😂👏
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They had to phone umama ka ntanga to talk to her son and let the niggas go😂😂
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Kwafika nabo Gadaffi ku Friends Like These… Angithi vele Generations bayenzela next to Friends Like These studios…
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I’ll never forget that night…
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Amajita ended up akhumula iympahla live on television😂😂
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“Vrega ungakhohlwa naleyo jean eyami”
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😂😂👏
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Bekuyi sono shem🤣😂😂😂😂

Nithi nisaphuza kamnandi aqale ke umuntu odlisiwe, “yebafethu ngubani onamaminutes?”

Ngamthand umunt ngenhliziy ngob yaphulek vele umthand ngamaqakal
😏

Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

Umona

US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.

Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”

Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole

Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!

Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!

Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.

Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.

Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.

Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!

Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.

Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen

Ameni

I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: 😁😁😁
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! 😊😊😊
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!