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UJohn uthandana noPinky. UJohn wasesithi’ Pinky ngicela ukuthi Mhla kungenamuntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSunday uPinky ne family yakhe bavuka ekuseni bageza baya esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wathumela uJohn i sms’ wathi woza akuna muntu ngekhaya. Waya egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi no Pinky naye akekho. Adobhe iphone ngolaka u John’ Kanti uthi ngize kanjani usazi ukuthi awukho? Aphendule uPinky’ angithi wathi ma kungelamuntu ngekhaya ngikutshele uvakashe. Ngubani owaye-wrong lana?



Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Izifebe do Tourism…Angithi zifuna ukuhamba umhlaba wonke zifunana namadoda…
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But it’s none of my Business

Ikhale ifon etaxin sithule sonke sifun ukuzwa iindaba umuntu avele athi “NgiseTaxin sokhuluma uma ngehla” obani ubunja ngampel?? ๐Ÿ˜ค


Iyeke Lento yakho yokuba broke uze utshele abantu ukuthi awusaphuzi.Kanti iphakethi linembobo.Uxakwe nawoMashonisa.

Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!


Ubafo ucoshe umdlwane weBhubesi ezihambela ezintabeni wathi uzozkhulisela wona awukhonkothi sdalo ngyabona unamahloni๐Ÿฅบ


Ukube lomfana akashongo ukuthi uzofaka kancane,
ngabe kangisalanga eblasini eliya emhlangeni

Uma Ilona ngityppa kuwhattsap bear wena uyawuvala owakho khohlwa angisaqhubeki


Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘Œ
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni๐Ÿ˜ณ usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje ๐Ÿคž wokuthiba Indlala ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Hlala phansi angeke ushe besho kusihle esaba ihairdryer


I can’t wait to buy a car, ngizikhiphe nabangani bami abangenazimoto. Sithi sisahlale 30min e-clubbin bese ngithi: “Sengi-right bef’ethu, asinyakaze.

Girl : babe vuka uyemsebenzini!
Boy: Angisebenzi mina, bengifuna ungiqome njee!
Girl :๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ!

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