Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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Umsindo okamakhelwane usisi wakhona uZandile obondlayo ufuna basebenzise isbongo sendoda yakhe.
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Ngendlela omnyama ngayo sengathi wazalwa ukhanulwa😂😂
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Naku kudlula iPhara lidayisa ngama pampers, ngithi asinayo ingane encane la ekhaya. Lithi lizoyiletha ntambama
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NdinguManelisi Dubase wendaba zeSABC, eBhayi.
Wena ungubani?
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New Pregnancy Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele
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We no longer say “awuy lapho” sivele sifihle i makeup ne weave 😌
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NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH
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Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”
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Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?
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When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
–
Rest in Peace bro
You are dead
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Sekuba nalokwe bafana
Kwekushaya I one nje leyi 1 vho
Kulale ngatsi kushashwe ngumphakatsi 😈😠😀😁😂😂
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U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.
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Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.
😂😂😂
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“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli.
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MUNTU ABE MUBI NGATHI UNGIBELE TRAIN E WRONG
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