Buyavulwa utshwala sophumula ukuthenga utshwala nge price yoSofa.
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Nyweee Nywee, mina ngiyalishaya ibhodwe.
Kodwa ushubisa ucurry wechicken nge thini likaFish.
Khohlisa abangazi.
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When a girl has big boots
Americans : that girl has big ass
Swatis : awu uwutfwele mdzidzi lomntfwanyana
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Lol yaya i pain yokuthi uyovakashela umnganakho uthole avale umnyango uthi uyakokoda
Uzwe athi ng’jamela lapho mngan sengyaqeda,,,,,,,,,, vele uzwe nge tone 😨🗣 ukuthi kubi
Bese naye u guy aphume ngana lips a colour coded💋
😂🤣
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In English “Ungenaphi” …Means: “Through Which Opening Does Your Audacity Allow You To Make an Unsolicited Opinion About a Matter That Does Not Involve You”
In case You Didn’t Know
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Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela
Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt
Xolani money maker
Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch
Her:manje asambe
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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA
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i-ABSA Cup ikhombisile ukuthi ayiyona ifood parcel…If ungangikholwa buza iKaizer Chiefs yona ebizitshela ukuthi izovele inikwe ngoba iphezulu.
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Ngisaba nokuya ekhaya kulo Disemba, ngasendela u-Anty ipipi 🍆 ngephutha.
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Ngikbonile izolo
Ngeze njani kemina?
Ngibuyela izolo ngiku bone?🤔🤔🤔
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Every king, Shaka, Herod, Pharoah, Luther, Mzilikazi, u name them, was once a crying and crawling baby. Every building, Calton Centre, NRZ Bldng/Packade Cntr, Tower Block, Twin Towers, u name them, was once a map, a plan on a paper. Its not important what u are today bt its what you become tomorow. The negative things said about u today, ungabi lendaba, they are helping u to build a strong testimony to share tomorow. Put yo faith in God, akaxakeki ngabantu bakhe, unecebo ngawe. Whatever life throws at u, akcept and persevere, there wil be sunshine afta the storm, kip pedaling, ungami.
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“Sanibonani evrandi!” 🙋🏽♂️
Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba
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Brave you kill, brave you…
Ngiyadlala. Sbindi uyabulala, sbindi uyaphilisa.
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Syayibona le khompy yakho yokuthi ubukwi maternity leave ja good.Kuphinde Kube ile yokuthi kade uhlezi endlini ukhothwa omaMlambo great.Yabonake kukhona le.. yabona le khompy engathi inkukhu enokhuphe.Le khompy esolisayo yokuzakhela, awazi noma bekade udlala ngoFlour noma uvuke emakhazeni ,uyathusa.
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Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman
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