Advice me please
😒Ngabe kuwrong ukugqoka izimpahla zikamufi esaphila? 😏🤷♂️
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Ayikho indoda eyenzana i-profile picture, ngaphandle uma wena nonyoko nazi ukuthi nayenzani ingane yabantu. 🤔
Niyamazi Nje Nina Lo Muntu Ovele Ame Eceleni Kombhede Uma Kucinywe Ugesi?
In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!
Uma unendoda emtuba sesiyazi usbari udayisa izinyosi ku N2
Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!
You can play Hard to Get 😓
But mina I’ve already Kissed😘you in my Dreams💤😂
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Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump
WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.”
BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”
If awukaze uzwe unginithanda noyi 2 awuwazi mjolo sayingane.
If you’re the hottest girl ngakini, please note that the minute iTaxi ingena eTown konke lokho kuyaphela
The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.
Khonu Muntu Owayengawudl Ujam Waphupha Edla Ujam washona😎😎😎😫😨
Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐
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“`Bewuthi uzihlalele nje uzwe kuthiwa:“`
“ _Mbambeni simpeyite_ “
Kholisa impilo ngesikhathi usayenelisa. Kulalapho umuntu ayake agule khona serious okokuthi lokusuza could be taken as recovery. Uyabe suku coma, no movement, no nothing okokuthi abantu bayabe besithi usufile. Ubususithi bhuuuu, abantu bajabule abanye bahle baqale ukufonela abanye besithi namuhla ungcono uke wasuza.
Ngeke uhlebise okwalabo cc base saloon jst comment if ngina manga✊