Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?
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Everytime when my girlfreind has prepared a meal ukhipha i spice emabeleni asifake kweyami ngedwa iplate phela mybe si expensive …i love you bbe❤
Passenger: Sorry driver, malini iTaxi?
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Senzo Mteshane:Angazi hamba uyobuza kwaToyota
Ungabo jaja umuntu wesfazane
Uma ehla ezimotweni ezihlukene zamadoda
Mhlampe ungumakhenikha
Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry
they always hungry dimpya tse.
Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele
UMBONA NGOKUDLALA UMASKANDI KUTHI LOH AKANA MATRIC
BREAKING NEWS: MUGABE IS BACK, SET TO TAKE OVER
Former Caps Utd captain Joe ‘Kode’ Mugabe returned from the UK and is set to take over as Caps Utd head coach
Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!
Once wathi: “Ungangizwa kabi.” ngivele ngikuzwe kabi same time.
Sugar mom : hhayi no! Ngimdala phela
Sengikhathele ukudlala
Ben10: Mina angikadeli kusemnandi ukudlala
Nyweee Nywee, mina ngiyalishaya ibhodwe.
Kodwa ushubisa ucurry wechicken nge thini likaFish.
Khohlisa abangazi.
Umuzwe Esethi “Asambe Mngani Wamii Ngikukhaphe” lapho sekuyaphakwa kubo😭
Ngath kuferba omaMfundisi
abantu abashadile
SENZO :Wena ngangaferbelwa kanjan nje
ungakhiphile nenkukhu emnyama
Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.