Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

Bayakuhleba uma u-pregnant, uma sewutetile bathi: “Ngiphe yena.”

Abangani benu girls, anginamona shem. 😕

Selokhe kwaqa amakhaza khaza awasekho lama post
Athi amadoda yizinja

“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.