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Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.

They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.

They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.

The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.

If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?

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When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

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Ngikwethemba impela kodwa umlomo wakho ay awuthembeki ,
into ephuma kuwo,shintsha mtakababa

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Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”

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Umtana wenyaope zimshayile strong ungena Kubo uthola ityma lakhe lihleli naye wahlala phambi kwalo wabheka phansi uthe Uma evusa ikhanda wambona wathi haw mntomdala konje ngikwazelaphi?

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Nkisi ngicela ungisize ungincishe impakamo njengoba sengizohola isamba sika R350 wonke

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Umshado 👰💍 ulindwa nge degree 👩‍🎓
Netohwana (span) ai nge momozi 🍑
Engenalutho
Not my hand writing

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Witchcraft Is When Your Dad Is Unemployed And Your Momm Turns The Volume Up When It Is Uzalo’s Theme Song “Amanye Amadoda Ayaphumelela!!!”.

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Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:

Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza🤔

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Waye sethi u Adam ku Eve zama imali yokuza mina ngizo zama yokuthi ujike
.
Amahubo 31
verse 9

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Imali engiyaziyo eyephepha nensimbi, eyezinwele nezinzipho angiyazi mina

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Ngitha ukuhlale ngizihlekela angithandi umuntu ongiphoxayo ngoba nam angiphoxi muntu engikuzele lana ukuzojabula ngoba ngizenge data lam futhi ngizophuma ngalo angilikweleti ilobude obukade ubufuna noma ngiyephambili

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Asikhohliwe Amaxhosa ecishe esha ne-flat🔥Emi kwi EMERGENCY 🚪 Door 🙆‍♂️
Ethi mfondini☝️kubhalwe ukuthi
IMA✋NJE🗣️NSiiii?⛔

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Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”🙅‍♂️

Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo ☑️

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Imoto mayinotepe Iya kwi alignment, if kuwumuntu uvele udabuke nje uze umfisele ukuthi abe ugandaganda okuncono ngoba akana option.

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