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Wena ubusy utshela abantu ukuthi ufana nami.
Ufana nami kanjani, ungakaze ungibone ngidakwa utshwala ngikipitile?
Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:
Normal people – 😂
Slow learner – 👍🏽
Him : don’t green me
Her:????
Him: ungangizazi
Avekunzima uma ungasebenzi abantu bakuthathisa okwesilima nje, ngisho usiza awubongwa, yonke into oyenzayo ayinakwa yikho abanye bezinikela emajikini nje
When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!
Umuhle Sometimes🤗umubi sometimes✋engathi ungasinika i- timetable ye-Sometimes Yakho yobuhle🤷♂️ ngeke phela sibukane nawe uyidumbe
“Ayichithwe lenkukhu, awekho lamanzi.
Kahle hle lodoti uzowufundisa izingane zethu.
Uma wafika ngengwenya🐊,
usungakwetela ubambe egodukayo.
Syayibona le khompy yakho yokuthi ubukwi maternity leave ja good.Kuphinde Kube ile yokuthi kade uhlezi endlini ukhothwa omaMlambo great.Yabonake kukhona le.. yabona le khompy engathi inkukhu enokhuphe.Le khompy esolisayo yokuzakhela, awazi noma bekade udlala ngoFlour noma uvuke emakhazeni ,uyathusa.
Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.
2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.
3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.
4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.
5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.
6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.
7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela
8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.
9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe
10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.
11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.
12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha
13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha
Seniyenzile i-pregnancy test or nizozwa senihalela uphuthu 🍚 nescabha 🚪?
If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga
Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭
Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You😊
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..
Akehlulwa ilutho uJesu kodwa yabona umkhaba kosisi yamncamisa angkhathali.
Kahle kahle leli gama elithi ‘Conference’ selinesdinyana nje la kuFacebook, kodwa ngoba ningamajita ami, ngizobekezela. 😕