Some time indoda ifana nenja 🐶
Wayi switch (ungayiniki)
Uyohamba I yohamba iwisa ma bustbin ebanftu 😂😁😀
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When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night
Boom💣💣💣
Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎
“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli. 😐
Umuntu umkhiphe ku-abusive relationship bese ezoshaya wena.Nx!
😐😓
Kungani amanye amadoda ethanda ihwanqa?Asekhathele ama boereklap
Some lady in a taxi just saw her boyfriend walking with some girl,
she opened the window and screamed “Nizonya nina nobabili”
“Nizonya masimbenu” , “driver misa lemoto” ,
“Weh driver ngithe yima nawe mdidi wakho
Husband asks wife:
Who took the money I left on the dressing
table?:
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Whites: I didn’t take it
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Blacks: Ubani? Mina? Imali? Ngaphi? Nini?
Dressing table? Uyahlanya.!!
Teacher to learner
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: What!!!!
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: Say it in IsiZulu
BOY: Ibus ibingafuni ukuduma!!!
The Way Omnandi Ngakhona U Facebook Ngihleka Ngize Ngikhohlwe Nokuthi iNtombi Yami Ingenza iSlima
Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona,
ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.
Ufunani kumuntu wami?”
Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu
Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card 😭
It’s Hisense
Not “Hi Sesi”
.
Bantu ba kwaZulu Natal
Umuntu wakho akakuphi isikhathi? Woza kimi.
08:30
Usathi “Kuzoba Lit 👌ngo December”
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Uvele uThwase ngo November