Obunye ubukhwele bu serious Guy: ungaphi babie Girl: At the funeral Nika isidumbu i phone

Amantombazana amanje awasakhali mayaliwe.. Asevele abe njenga nama cashier Olandelayo please

Indoda yangampela masizochama uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

Ngiphuph ngidla izolo ebusuku namhlanje ngizolal ngiphethe ispoon

Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe, kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑

Uyakwazi ukuba broke engathi I breakfast yenja. Futhi nt jst inja nje, umgodoyi.

If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me, I can’t eat the whole elephant alone