My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.
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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
Ladies if Uke Watshelwa Ukuthi🍑 💦Umnandi 🤸🏾♂️ 😋
Kodwa awulotsholiwe ngithi mtakama☝️ ungalahli ithemba 🙏Basazodlala ngawe✋
What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami👎
Usats ugezile umuhle afike muntfu atsi “geza sihambe”
It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔
I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..
ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”
Mina ngumuntu wabantu what if lomunt umunt wa BBE WAKHO ?
Witchcraft Is When Your Dad Is Unemployed And Your Momm Turns The Volume Up When It Is Uzalo’s Theme Song “Amanye Amadoda Ayaphumelela!!!”.
Mii: Yhoo bbe umuhler eish
Bbe: Namanga Bbep
Mii:eish bbe wavel wangbamba Yhoo 😕😂
#îsså
KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
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Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye
There are statements in life I will never understand,
like “If you really love him, let him go” 😭
Hayibo uyaphi ngimthanda😂💔
Ukukhumula isdudla akuhlukile nokutshintsha ibedding ku queen sized bed
Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your
mother inlaw and send her your nudes
and say “bona ukudla ko mntwana wenu.
WHITES: I’m drunk🍻🍺
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Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela😂