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Insangu Imnandi Uma Uzoyibhema Sakubasa Phansi 😁😻 Igcawele Indlu Yonke Intuthu 😁
Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, 😙 infact Hommmmm…
NGIKHUMBUL UMAMA KULAMALANGA NGATHI NGINGABEK INDABA YAMI KUYE
Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
Ukuthanda indabazabant akufuneki ngoba ubona omunye eselalele indaba eze ekhamise kyoze kungene impukane
“Ingenile?” Ya.
“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.
“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.
“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.
“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.
“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.
Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.
Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.
1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.
2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.
3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.
4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.
5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.
6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.
7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.
8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.
9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?
10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.
11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.
12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.
13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.
14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.
15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.
16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.
17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.
18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.
19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.
20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi
21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele
Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa 🐸even when they are wearing makeup 😂😂
The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
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If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
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I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali !!
Umuntu ufike aphuze isizulu bese ekhuluma
Isingi Plz umuntu akakhulume into ayiphuzile.
Uma u fake izinyo akusho ukuthy u ya baba😂😂
Islender uma kuyubusika sibanda engathi insimbi yetende
Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.
Mbali Maphumulo is The Wife Of The Most Prominent And Richest DJ’s in S.A And She’s Got An Afro 🔥♥ .. But Wena , Your Man Akanamali , Akanamoto Futhi Akanandlu Mara Ufuna i Brazilian And Peruvian Hair 😱😏 , Nikhohlakele Yaz 😥 Anifuni Usibona Siphumelela 😰
Angithi sonke ngo3am siyadla noma kwenziwa mina isthuphethu.