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My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?

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Kulaba abalele nga two ngithi nje
Hliphiza Nkosi yami
Hliphiza mesiya ongcwele
Hliphiza Jehova sebawoti
😒😩🙄🤣🤣

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Asisakwazi ‘nokuzimeteza’, izivakashi zigcwele wonke amakamelo.

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Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela. 😐

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Uthi umnika uSwidi umuntu onuka umlomo,
avele awfake ephaketheni athi ngzowudla ekhaya

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Uma unentombi eyodwa beka isandla esifubeni sakho uthi “Mina ngiyslima”

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Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone
wanyakaza ebusuku uthi wenzani ngizokushutha njalo👐

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Uthi unguthisha ubone umfundi gulukudu ngewindi mawumbuza ukth wenzani uzwe esethi bengphuthuma iskhathi

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“Sanibonani evrandi!” 🙋🏽‍♂️

Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba

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Banigi o yellow born abayofela into abangaze mekungathiwa kubula amayellw born

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Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela

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Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!

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WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂

BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”

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Khaykin udla ma Glucose kodwa kibo bae ufuna ma Tennis,nama eat-sum-more..
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😂😂✋😜😀
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Niyay’thanda I drama..

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Nywe Nywe amadoda izinja jikijiki nguwe loyana nge Valentines day ugijima 🏃‍♀️uyomthengela present yenkomishi awumthengelanga Ngan unodoli wenja omhlophe onentambo ebomvu entanyen 🤔🤔

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Uyazi ukuthi noma ungazibhuquza kanjani phansi,
if umuntu engakufuni akakufuni.

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