Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel
Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂
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Bese kuba khona le mpama 👋 engadingi ubuyisele, 😭 efuna nje ubuye nge-van yamaphoyisa 🚔 ususike iphiko, uqhamuke usumkhomba ngo-seven 👉🏼 lo okushayile.
Ngendlela ekshisa ngayo sengze ngavula ne Gate ngeee
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Happy upcoming new year, be safe
Remember don’t drink n drive zocitha utjwala
Umfundisi wase zayoni ungixoshile isontweni lakhe ngoba ngi rawonde ngam over tecker.
Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
Bese kuzoba yile genge yaseGoli e-pronounce u”R” ngathi ineskhohlela emlonyeni. ✋🏽
“25 grhanta.”
Umuntu ashaye igirl friend yami ngempama aqede azobuzamina ukuthi nginenkinga yini.
Haiybo! Ngingenaphi mina?
Umhlaba ING and painting khumb’lani e PMB mbali to playing the number yakh ka green yaz nje bbe iyodwa into fun ngenzel njengob
Wazonda umuntu ngenzeni kuwe bo okusalayo angilandaba nawe silima angiphileli wena apha emhlabeni
Kwabasebusika vesi 1:shiyani izingane zenu kogogo bazo beseniyofebake
Mhla ka-25 sewuthi uqedile ngama-debit order,
uzwe ngenye ithi: “Hey handsome.
Munftu ahluleke kuguca athandaze for 2 minutes
Kodwa nge doggy style ulaster boma 30 minutes uma ete u shukela
“Cleavage ye’ Dark Bone ingathi ngumsintsila ka Mechanic”
Kusiwe apha phandle!
👩: Bbe don’t mind my post
Post: indoda yamii inuka amasende 🤦♂️
Ungayithandazisi ingane ngenkani
uNyaa 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona namavisitor
“Nkosi nkulunkulu mdali womhlaba naku langikhona ngicela baba ungibuyisele ikhaya lami.
La ekhaya nkosi angisasuthi ngenxa yalezingane zo anti ezigcwele la kithi azidli mdali ungathi ukudla ziyaqala ukukubona amatoyizi ami aphuke wonke ngicela nkosi ukhulule izinyawo zabo bakwazi ukuya emakubo ngingakazaci
Ngithandazela nomama nkosi ake ahlukane nalemkhuba ayenza nobaba weposi embhedeni kababa,nobaba naye ngiyacela nkosi umenze abone ukuthi lento ayenza nalomfelokazi umaGcwensa ayilungile ngoba kwamali yeskole ayikhokhiwe uyidla nalomama ozilile.
Siza nkosi b4 ngiba istreet kid Amen wathi eqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa
Lona owayethi alifakwa libuya nodaka, wayefake kuyiphi imbobo kanti yena??