Whites:Let go and have fun.m😆😀
Blacks:Ufuna ukumhlabake loh

Umuntu olenhliziyo embi umbona ngokuthi angajabuli noma kubuya ugetsi.
NguSatan uqobo ke loyo.

Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏

Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”

Buya ku inbox jiki jiki buya ku WhatsApp
jiki jiki fika ekhaya jiki buya ngetulu Udliwe wena

On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”

Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”

Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”

Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”